I Guess We're Making Intro Posts Now

Hahaha eel....

I'm having soup

Each time before I take a sip I say "soop"

I have two cups of soop

I'm saving the other one for later

Since it seems to be getting removed from a lot of places.

I have remembered I am a very disgusting woman

Got 11 hours of sleep but I'm still useless and can't get out of bed.

Incredible!

Doomed

I'm not autistic

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

I'm the disgusting hypocritical reality of the human condition. Claim to need nothing but always desire everything. All the knowledge in this world and all the love I can get.

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I see. No!!! :D

Agender or perhaps it's a secret.... Eughh

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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