BITCH!!!!!!

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

when john enters the game he’s a weenie who almost dies fighting an imp wielding a stuffed bunny even though he had a hammer. when rose enters the game she’s like okay it’s time for me to wade through an ocean of corpses i’ve got two knitting needles and i’m going to be unto these monsters a new doom marine

babybel cheese knuckles

red hair

“I AIN’T NO RAT!” THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

Because god knows I need Raph practice