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I’m telling you, someone really needs to make sure the Queen has a wreath of garlic and a gold crucifix for the duration of the wake because, in case you forgot, she’s related to Vlad Dracula the Impaler.

something i love abt the new baymax show is that baymax says a person's cry verbatim when alerted to a medical issue, so like.

"hello! i am baymax, your personal healthcare companion. i was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, 'fuck! fucking ow. oh my fucking god, my fucking elbow. ow. fucking ow.'"

neil john combo

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

somewhere down the Solar Lunacy timeline you get a feral housemate

damaged Moon goes somewhat with this post as well

ao3 crashed and the people are suffering

autism be damned my boy can reblog a post

Hi just thinking about Splinter who went from a dashing internationally loved superstar to a hideous mutant who has to raise four rowdy boys alone in hiding while struggling with latent trauma from his mom abandoning him, cutting himself off from his family, and getting betrayed by the love of his life. Thinking about how him “letting himself go” wasn’t just written for jokes but from a place of unspoken depression. Thinking about how he never shared any of this with his boys and never projected his trauma onto them but his distance led to them being starved for affection. Thinking about how much they ADORE him even when he’s blatantly neglectful, insinuating that he does pay attention when it matters. And don’t get me started on his movies dubbing his accent over or how separated he became from his own culture, leading to parallels to the Asian immigrant experience.  He’s a flawed parent. He’s an okay sensei. He’s a loving father. He’s a badass family man. ROTTMNT really looked at the boring one dimensional mentor with culturally insensitive stereotypes in past iterations and went nah we can do better. 

And then they made us all cry.