RIP My Beloved Hamster Mathew, Who Was Tragically Corrupted By An Eldritch Artifact And Jumped Into A

The goats must go to the goat dungeon for their horrific goat crimes

Does the right one also work, asking for a friend

hi i've seen this popup before. u click the left option or the middle option also works. it'll be great

Scps will be like

The 8 foot tall man must be kept within a 20 by 20 foot room with walls made of {redacted}

(several lines of black boxes)

He was found in a sunken oil rig at coordinates {data expunged} by our kickass bisexual researcher Dr bligby

Through rigorous testing and the death of 73 "death row inmates" we have found that he is capable of {information taken down under request by the Tennessee preservation of natural guinea pigs organisation}

*jaw dropping metaphor for how institutions are corrupted by greed*

Mustn't forget frightening

What is a horse? Nobody knows

The sounds say I'm 112

Sounds gay, I’m in

always down for it tbh

(im gonna hit the close askbox button as soon as im done uploading these)

I put my hand into a lovely, lovely pile of fluffy looking metal shavings expecting them to be soft and gentle, but no! I am forsaken and backstabbed and now I have cuts on my hand :(

I vote that we let everyone shapeshift

Ah a new piece of media I like, in the DnD campaign it goes

Not if I have anything to say about it

guys I think we're all going to be ok

That's called an execution sweaty

sex where i crush all ur organs by repeatedly jumping on you full force with my feet