I think it's funny that we constantly paint humans as being either the worst species in a lot of science fiction media or the most stupid and naive when compared to aliens.
I wonder if there are aliens out there who depict their own species in similar ways to us.
The flesh
Cats have legs
and they move
Tables have legs
and they donβt move
so itβs not the legs that cause motion but something else entirely
Five pebbles is that you?
Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"
The steel factory:
βπΏhe's raising his hand
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is π ±π¨ββ€βπβπ¨
That's called an execution sweaty
sex where i crush all ur organs by repeatedly jumping on you full force with my feet
Gods I wish
blunt force feminization
Um, no I didn't eat the last slice of pizza... *loud booming "DECEPTION LEVEL UP"* ignore that
They're made from asbestos
Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits
Macbeth moment
Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.
Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.
You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.
Something is terribly wrong.