What The Fuck, Made A Sword Using My Own Blood And It's A Sword Of Bisexual Slaying? This Is Messed Up

I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak

creature

I have so many rotten tomatoes on hand rn

I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me

Now imagine a little German girl

She's a fucking pyramid with steps for some reason

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

Lechonk would've been so much more memorable if it's evolution was an anthro macho pig

@defemstrish

the humble olm

If it may please the jury I shall do a little boogey

Yes my lady

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

They're there for moral support

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

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