Mods! Apply The Wavy Filter To His Ass

I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

I love brutalisation

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

My home made fantasy world? Well it's pretty unique idk, have you seen treasure planet by any chance?

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

What a terrible omen you are

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web

The goats must go to the goat dungeon for their horrific goat crimes

What did the door break?

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.