Fuck’d Up Ship Idea From @sun-wukong-brain-rot Where Tripitaka Is Just Off His Shits 

In my writing every male will be like this in sex scenes.

god i love sensitive boys, they’re so cute when they come and they twitch and tremble and make all kinds of noises and seem to lose all control

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

看到英文博主defend西游电影镜头抄袭 感觉真的很奇怪….. 这算不算一种皈依者狂热

他们也会如此defend狮子王抄袭日本电影吗

才意识到史密斯热水器广告是我的童年回忆之一 但那时候我家一直在用烧水+混冷水+用盆浇头的方式洗澡 一桶用完了就要自己从热水瓶倒滚水 中间还要爸妈把滚水带进来补水 而我很小的时候在另外的场合被滚水烫伤过所以其实有点害怕的

Grade II-listed former Victorian carriage hall with open courtyard and vaulted glass atrium

tfl那个也可以diy设计的

好像还可以买花

paperchase和tfl联名出的东西也太可爱了吧

Cells that can be ‘forever young’ are stem cells and cancer cells.

Well not precisely for stem cells but it’s kind of true for cancer cells.

钟二郎吃鬼里面一段我现在再看着就想要百合 原来真的是百合 当年傻乎乎没看出来

blair and brown: the new labour revolution 1x05: the long goodbye

是一种幼稚傲慢生活经验不足，也是一种对男性视角历史书写的应激反应

看到一个婉儿粉极力“澄清”太平公主小时候没被rape过、成年后不养男宠，她用来支撑论点的逻辑（“被性侵过的人都有心理问题 都会自杀 而太平公主很阳光”、“当时避孕方法不成熟 有男宠肯定会接连怀孕”），跟tudor fandom这边一对比，真的是文化差异太明显，倒不是相应历史时期的文化差异，是现代的两种文化中女性思想的差异。

是在听祈祷中的少女

就是说有一点做梦女的念头我都真物理性脸红