我喝热水喝不足量所以渴 但只会说我体虚blablabla

看了几本书就以为自己名医

给翻看旧帖的自己：千万不要再回国。记得这次回国回家的遭遇有多难受。身体+精神+work受到多少影响。

港台这几年都出现了抵抗大陆流行语入侵的风气，林夕专栏也谈到过，认为没有必要。我个人觉得要做到语言完全不互相影响难度太高，但有时看到一些流传过去的流行语被滥用，我会惋惜它们作为一种捷径可能替代了原本更多样更真诚更本土的表达，或许不太科学但我确实觉得这是一种语言退化

我的天 这家的tres leches cake做得真好吃 下午买的 放冰箱留到了午夜吃 第一口简直以为是冰淇凌

周末起床痛经了，无比想念大学食堂，需要点个omelet和pancake外卖抚慰心灵，冰冻蓝莓就暂时算了最近太冷

或者crepe

哇这家有tres leches cake

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

Can’t say for Russia or Ukraine, but I’m pretty sure people in my country want to and are actually eager to invade ******. So not all ordinary people are against war. Yes this is my projection but it is also what I see with my eyes.

This entire Russian-Ukrainian conflict is a complex situation because each side is reporting different things while the American media is running in the back on fire screaming ‘WAAAAAR!’ And Americans can’t see anything but their own propaganda that has been trying to ‘predict’ the Russian invasion for a week now, failing every time. But however this entire thing goes, this is what you need to know motherfuckers:

Do not fucking go and start hating Russians. Do not fucking go and start hating Ukrainians. Do not fucking go and start hating Russians while protecting Ukrainians and vice-versa.

If it doesn’t reach your mind that normal people cannot affect what’s happening, and that the governments (Russian, Ukrainian, Republican, American) and NATO are to blame, then I am telling you this right now.

Don’t you dare fucking go and project Putin’s actions onto innocent people that live in Russia. Don’t do the same thing to Ukrainians. Normal people don’t want war, on either side.

I see a lot of posts saying "teach boys about consent".

While that is true, a lot of parents will do that and fail to see how their own actions are the problem.

If you've spanked him, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to sit on Santa's lap, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to give hugs and kisses to family members, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've grabbed him in order to force him to sit still, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've labeled him as "too sensitive" for not wanting to be touched, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've assumed he's okay with something because he technically allowed it even though he felt pressured, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you're only going to criticize his actions but not your own, it won't work.

5点多 阳光仍然灿烂光明 大朵大朵白云 偶然飘落羽绒一样的雪花

耳机里是《侯斯顿之恋》：

观赏你寄居这个美丽地球玲珑剔透

离侯斯顿 山长与水远

其实有差距没有

即使我如今一个漫游

都想对你讲祝你快乐未来前程锦绣

才意识到史密斯热水器广告是我的童年回忆之一 但那时候我家一直在用烧水+混冷水+用盆浇头的方式洗澡 一桶用完了就要自己从热水瓶倒滚水 中间还要爸妈把滚水带进来补水 而我很小的时候在另外的场合被滚水烫伤过所以其实有点害怕的

看见mv里面对应“我最多再要半秒怕什么”的镜头 突然意识到还可以这么理解😂

到底有没有一家ktv歌单里面有《心甘命抵》，我已经从6月忍到现在了

唐僧舔眼复明这个设定就很像sfw（更别说男身怀孕），然后发现78版好像真的有拍唐僧给悟空舔眼......