Reminds Me I Ought To Try Blood Bowl One Of These Days.

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. "Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It's like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!

My Big Break | This American Life

Linking to the segment of This American Life about the husband-and-wife comedy team who got their big break on Ed Sullivan ... the same night as the Beatles' American debut ... and had to go on right before the Beatles' encore performance.

Hey, it's the anniversary of their debut, too!

And then I found this.

I admire its purity.

(original Cosby GIF here; Ash-head from here)

I decided to break the law to provide a necessary medical service because women were dying at the hands of butchers and incompetent quacks, and there was no one there to help them. The law was barbarous, cruel and unjust. I had been in a concentration camp, and I knew what suffering was. If I can ease suffering, I feel perfectly justified in doing so.

Dr. Henry Morgentaler, a Canadian doctor who was arrested four times for performing abortions, but whose arrests eventually led to the 1988 Canadian Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion in the country. He died this week at the age of 90. His obituary can be found in the NY Times. (via nailure)

The depiction of Dr. Wily here says less "megalomaniacal robot-building mad scientist" and more "Old World existentialist philosopher." I could go for that.

The lesser reviled but still bizarre European cover of Mega Man on the NES. Closer to the actual character, but still a lot of liberties taken. Massive size for this art too!

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Now I love this game more than ever.

Ice Hockey - Famicom Disk System (1988, Nintendo)

There's a special cruelty involved when you include the "um's" in the subtitles.

This, um ... the sheer earnestness of this makes me kind of sad.

The Happiness Show Episode 32 - How Thoughts Determine Our Happiness

Admit it. Before you expanded the image, you read it as "Donald Duck Gets F-'d Up."

And then you did expand the image and saw the donkey before you read the title correctly and completely got the wrong idea.

Donald Duck Gets Fed Up (Whitman, 1940) via ha.com

America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting.

In another time, this would be the script for an Adult Swim pilot.

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You know what? It’s been a long day and I do not have the energy for your hypothetical dream bullshit, Super Dictionary.