No Problem Bro,

I’ve done this before, it’s a very fun prank

Prank

Not risking it

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Writing prompt

In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.

This shouldn’t make sense to me.

Marinette: Chloe your such a bitch

Chloe: HEY! I am not a bitch.

Chloe: I'm a

Bitch

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Me: *sees this*

Me: Guess who just found their new iPad background-

some happy boyfriends for these trying times!

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch

This is the post I’ve been waiting for.

I can’t see the picture (it won’t load) but I know it’s perfect

Motivation: Adrien would look killer in high heels.

Please Do Not Edit/Repost

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

Me: *Reads post* Wait...

Me: *Rubs eyes before re-reading post*

Me: STOREY?

Me: WhO tHe Fu-