Update: God Won

Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.

Childe:

Lumine: I figured you wouldn’t care enough if I threw you on ice.

I think my favorite part of the plot of age of calamity is Master Kohga. Because his appearance means one of two things.

A. Master Kohga is canonly over one hundred years old.

B. Every single Yiga master is named Master Kohga and the Master Kohga from age of calamity is botw’s Master Kohga’s father’s mother’s father.

I have a LOT of reading to do

Masterlist!

Hello everyone, my name is Naomi!! This is where you can find everything I’ve written! Requests are currently open!!

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Pokémon Sword and Shield:

Leon:

Series: The Broken Traveller (Chapter 1) (Chapter 2)

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Leon Taking care of S/O After a bad day

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Leon w/ a Villain S/O

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

Hop:

Date Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Raihan:

How They Declare Their Love - Leon + Raihan

Someone Catching his Attention (Part 2)

First Kiss Headcannons - Leon + Raihan *contains spoilers

Raihan being possessive over S/O

Robber Shenanigans - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to Not Seeing His S/O For a While

Reaction to a Low Self-Esteem S/O

Reaction to Their S/O Beating a Salty Trainer - Leon + Raihan

Reaction to a Reader Who Has Been the Champion of Every Region

Reaction to Their S/O Comforting Them + Gingerbread Houses - Leon + Raihan

Protective Raihan w/ Shy S/O

Sister Reader Headcannons

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers + Raihan

Raihan with a Crush who’s Sarcastic w/ a lot of tattoos

Raihan Proposing to his S/O

Raihan w/ S/O who Brings Home a Gible Egg

S/O Being Rushed to the Hospital After the Fight w/ Eternatus - Leon + Raihan

S/O with Protective Arcanine

Milo:

Reaction to a Taller S/O

First Kiss Headcannons

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Trainshipping:

Victor Wants to Hold Hands

Allister:

Reader who Treats Allister as a Little Brother

Kabu

Being a Father Figure to Gym Challengers

Piers

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Relationship Headcannons - Leon + Piers+Raihan

Marnie

Sibling Headcannons - Marnie + Piers

Bede

Short, Chubby S/O Headcannons - Hop + Bede + Milo

Nessa

Relationship Headcannons

Sonia

Relationship Headcannons

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Pokémon Sun and Moon:

Lillie

Travelling to Galar for the First Time w/ S/O

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Pokémon Black and White:

Grimsley

Relationship Headcannons

Link, coming back from the gerudo desert: If I had a rupee for every time I had to rescue a gerudo from heat exhaustion by giving them something they were craving, I’d have two rupees. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.

hm

Delete the story, it was never there and you have no idea what anyone's talking about.

You find yourself submitting a prompt, only to find that it’s the plotline to a famous show you have never watched. 

You are very embarrassed, needless to say.

What happens next?

I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”

Holymoly what is that !?

I feel like this would cause you to learn anything BUT flying

You live in a world where kids can learn one magical ability before the age of 16. Your parents have just enrolled you in a flight school. On the first day, you are brought to the edge of space and dropped. You must learn to fly before you hit the ground.

Me: Hey do you wanna see heathers at 7?

Friend: what do you mean it says Suicide par-

Me: exactly so heathers at 7?

Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)

Hoesntly same energy as all the people who’ve just been collecting snoms.

can we talk about the guy who went to Alola and brought back 150 digletts.