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ML Fic Recs: Reverse Crush

If you’re like me, and the regular old love square isn’t enough, I present to you…REVERSE LOVE SQUARE!!! Some of these are done with life swaps while others just change the direction of affections. Will be updated as more are found or changes need to be made. As always, feel free to rec your own!

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* = WIP

+ = mature/explicit rating

|| italics = my notes

Update 2/27: Oblivious added 

Multichapter (word count next to completed fics)

Curiosity and Satisfaction by imthepunchlord    (54,016)

*Coup De Foudre by Needs_More_Lesbians

* Topsy Turvy by ArcaneAnima

*Chasing the Sky by vanguardinitiate

* When Duty and Desire Meet by EdenDaphne and midnightstarlightwrites

*A Life Less Miraculous by MellyMiraculous

Who Needs Love? by Kaorei    (173,351)  || season1 rewrite on ff.net

* lessons in love by clairelutra

* The Cat’s Meowfia by ghostgirl19

*Stupid, Lucky Girl by ProbablyVoldemort

How to Fail an Identity Reveal by defenestratable    (3,467)

*Something Gone Wrong by independentwriter137

* Oblivious by shadowfaerieammy

Oneshots

Copper Aflame by miraculousem   (1,610)

Miscommunications by Ashtheshortstack     (2,443)

Feet on the Ground by siderealSandman    (1,324)

Knife To Meet You by projectml    (6,578)

As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

Oh I’m sorry you mean Thursday?

what if there was just a revali day and all loz tumblr did was post the word revali over and over again

Guard Dog Dream au

- Technically combined with the shapeshifter dream au but whatever

- Dream is a shapeshifter that got discovered and was hunted down as a cryptid for a long time. No matter what he turns into, the mask stays on his face.

- He managed to blend in with a pack of wolves to get far away enough to not be regonize, but got injured during all his adventures and eventually woke up in a rescue shelter.

- The shelter “Rescued” him because of the mask stuck of his face covering his eyes. They tried to get it off, but once they realized it was physically attached to his face they thought “oh you poor thing” and made him a permanent rescue. Great.

- Dream stayed long enough to get healed, but the first chance he got he knew he needed to escape. And the easiest way to do that was to get adopted so the shelter wouldn’t look for him. Enter George.

- George in the au is pretty clumsy. No matter where he is, trouble always finds him. Brush with lava while mining, encountering creepers outside his door, etc. His friends Sapnap and BBH have pretty much banned him from anything dangerous out of fear of him dying (permadeath au). So to make him feel better about being stuck at home whenever they do something dangerous, they got him a dog. A rescue so he could take care of something.

- and of course, Dream was there, dragging three attendants by his leash trying to get into the adoption area because like hell he’s staying there for the rest of his life. He forcefully cuddles up to them, they end up adopting him and because of the stupid mask, the shelter’s gonna be checking in for six months to make sure they take care of him.

- needless to say, Dream is pretty much done with this ‘Adoption’ business, but pretending to be a rescue dog while planning his run away is better than being hunted down as a human and constantly avoiding bear traps.

- Then he meets George, and my god is this human always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Pillager raid while everyone’s out mining? Yep. Out collecting flowers and fell into a ravine without blocks? Happened. Creeper outside the house in just the right spot that he won’t see it till he opens the door? Every other Tuesday.

- It feels like every time Dream is close to escaping, George immediately gets into a situation with something hostile or dangerous. Which is frustrating because even though he wants to escape, he still has a heart and isn’t willing to let some innocent person lose a limb.

- Eventually, Dream has to face the fact he’s gotten too emotionally attached to George to leave. He becomes his protector because at this point, the boy’s gonna die without someone making sure he doesn’t fall into potholes.

Honestly the plot of age of calamity out of context sounds like a fan fiction that went off the rails but was so well written people accepted it as canon.

Nintendo writers what did you smoke

Loki discribed in one sentence

“You’re going to die for real one of these days and no one is going to believe it because you’ve already faked your death four times.”

Finally broke my drawing block!

Drawn from the story Model of Expertise. @chibibreeby

Link, coming back from the gerudo desert: If I had a rupee for every time I had to rescue a gerudo from heat exhaustion by giving them something they were craving, I’d have two rupees. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Perfection.

Audio please 🔉

I’ve been reading a lot of Hero x Villian writing prompts and my brain demanded I do this. (Click for better quality)