10 Second Motivation

Reverse alien attack scene

There's been a LOT of movies/games where an alien gets onboard a human ship and goes around terrorizing the place. But imagine this reversed where a human stranded on the edge of the cosmos finds a high tech alien ship and decides to go say hello? Keep in mind they're in a spacesuit that appears to have "one big black eye" Imagine aliens two times bigger than us all huddled underneath the ship's console after the computer gave them a haunting reading of the unknown life form breaking into their ship. "Krek- calm down- it can't get past the lockdown system" Then the human gets frustrated with the doors not opening (lockdown mode) and crawls through the air vents. "ITS GETTING PAST THE LOCKDOWN SYSTEM!!!" I can just imagine the aliens shrieking and running for their lives as a confused human drops into their laps from the vents then starts trying to follow the aliens running away all while excited at the idea of meeting extraterrestrial life. And the aliens ate just freaking out because they see the human as some sort of half sized terrifying one-eyed leech that's trying to catch and suck their brains out.

I feel like this would cause you to learn anything BUT flying

You live in a world where kids can learn one magical ability before the age of 16. Your parents have just enrolled you in a flight school. On the first day, you are brought to the edge of space and dropped. You must learn to fly before you hit the ground.

After playing through the entirety of age of calamity, I can officially say my enemy was the map the entire time.

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch

Lmao, this would be so funny.

AU where instead of saying she is in love with chat noir, Mari says she is in love with ladybug.

Chat noir would be surprised. But he would say he can’t fault her, she has good taste. Probably challenge her for Ladybug’s affections.

Put her as a love rival. As Adrien he would be wary of her.

her dad hearing this. His daughter likes girls too. Family talk. Her parents are supportive of course.

Chat noir telling Ladybug she has an admirer. Ladybug having to pretend to take it seriously

aaaaaaaa there’s more :D

Headcanon Masterlist!~

(Can’t have one without the other, after this it’s back to writing! I’ve got a lot of prompts to catch up with…~)

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Playing with Marinette seems pretty....

Risky

RISKy Endeavors

Based on the Risk headcanon:

There were certain rules to attending school at College Francoise Dupont if you wanted to survive.

First, avoid any interaction with Chloe Bourgeois if at all possible. If you are unfortunate enough to gain her attention, simply let her be and hope nothing about you offended her enough to threaten to get her father involved.

Second, expect an akuma attack at least once per week. Many students now had designated hiding spots by this point.

And third, Risk is banned from the premises and even mentioning the game is forbidden.

Adrien Agreste may have been attending the school for a few months, but he was still technically new and thus did not know this when he suggested a game day after school when he actually happened to have some free time.

The other boys seemed interested in the idea. At least until he made the mistake of actually starting to LIST the games.

They realized all too quickly what was happening.

He failed to see the growing panic.

“Yeah, I have a bunch of board games we can play! Monopoly, Life, Scrabble, Ri—”

Adrien was cut off by the sudden appearance of five different hands covering his mouth.

“Who told him?” 

“I thought you told him?”

“I had to tell Alya! That was enough of a mistake!” 

“No way, you know what happened last time!”

“Guys? What’s going on?” Came another voice that had all five males tensing in fear as they recognized that deceptively sweet voice. None dared to move or release Adrien. Slowly, they almost seemed to turn as one to face true horror.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Wait—what?

Adrien blinked, completely confused.

“Nothing! Nothing is going on! Nothing at all!” Nino exclaimed.

“We were just talking about homework.” Ivan insisted.

“And nothing else!” Kim added, hurriedly.

Max merely started muttering incomprehensibly. 

Nathaniel tried to hide his face behind his sketchbook.

Marinette appeared…disappointed. “Oh. Okay then. Guess I’ll see you all later.”

The five boys watched warily as Marinette walked away to the other end of the hallway and turned a corner out of sight.

None of the boys took this to mean anything though, and despite Adrien’s growing ire, they refused to release him until they were sure the coast was clear. Nathaniel went so far as to go after her and peek around the corner to make sure she was gone before turning back to the others with a nod that it was safe to talk.

“That was too close!” Kim said with a sigh of relief as he released Adrien. “Sorry, by the way.”

Adrien was…still confused. “What was THAT all about?”

Ivan winced. “It’s…complicated.”

Nathaniel was almost hyperventilating. “She was on the other side of the school. SHE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL!”

“Logic doesn’t mean anything in the face of the “R-word”, Nathaniel. You know that!” Nino hissed.

And poor Adrien was completely lost. “What?

Kim, Ivan, Nathaniel, and Nino all sent each other glances, uncertain how to begin to explain. Realizing one of their number was not involved in the communication through staring, Kim’s eyes widened as he turned to find his much more intelligent friend who was sitting against a wall descending into strange muttering and where did he get that calculator from?

“Oh no, not again!” Kim moaned.

“I can figure it out, I swear!” The shorter boy insisted as he started typing the calculator furiously.

“Max. Max, no. We talked about this.”

“But the scientific probability—”

“Let it go, Max.”

“How could she not lose even ONE TIME!”

Kim sighed. “I’d better take him before he has another mental breakdown.”

Adrien gaped. “Another? What?”

Nino grimaced, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, sorry dude.”

“It’s just not possible!” Max shouted before Kim hefted him over his shoulder and carried him out of the hallway, much to the somewhat resigned and amused stares of the other boys. And Adrien, who just stared after them in even greater confusion and a growing desire to know what the heck was going on!

With that strange interaction, Adrien turned to the others to try to request an explanation. As if sensing his intent, Ivan and Nathaniel suddenly had other places to be that were specifically not around him and immediately took off as well.

Realizing that he was the only one left (the cowards!), Nino sighed and took Adrien by the arm. “It’s okay. Let’s just go to my house and into a locked room where she can’t find us and I’ll explain everything.”

Writing Prompt

You’re not completely sure, but suspect your dorm mates are werewolves. They’re loud, eat absolutely everything, and you can see giant scratch marks on their side of the dorm. Every full moon they go out to party and come back the next morning. Now all of these aren’t sure werewolf signs, but since you’re so quiet they haven’t realized you can hear their discussed plans of “turning” you through the thin walls.

Writing prompt

The appendix is the magical organ, it’s what allows non human beings to general magical energy. Unfortunately you didn’t know this, so now your sister is screaming at you about ruining her life for getting her emergancy surgery while she was unconscious from a ruptured appendix.

Now all that’s left to do is to fake scarlet lady’s death.

ML: Scarlet Lady au Drabble : A hero no more

So hawkmoth actually manages to get an akuma to snag scarlet Lady’s miraculous. Revealing her identity to Chat noir.

Chat noir blinks.

“Yea, that’s about who I expected.”

He goes off and manages to snag the earrings back.

Chloe sees that chat got them and is ready to take them back.

But chat doesn’t hand them over.

_______________________________

“Umm chat, hand over my earrings.”

Chat noir realized something. This was his chance.

“No.”

“What do you mean no? I’m scarlet lady, I’m a hero!”

The black cat hero laughs. It was soaked in a sarcastic mocking tone. He stops laughing, looking her dead in her eyes.

“No, a hero doesn’t force all the work on others! A hero doesn’t steal the credit for deeds they don’t do! A hero doesn’t shift the blame on others! A hero doesn’t make People sad and hurt resulting in akumas!”

Chat noir was just warming up.

“You don’t deserve to be a hero! You getting the miraculous was a mistake. One, which I’m gonna correct now.”

“What’s going on?”

A bee themed hero arrived on the scene. Seeing a stunned Chloe with a very enraged chat noir.

Chat noir takes a deep breathe.

“Marigold, Chloe was scarlet lady.”

Marigold takes a second.

“That makes sense.”

“Why is that everyone’s reaction?!”

Marigold then realizes the connotations of the situation, where are her earrings.

“Chat, where are her miraculous?”

“I have them, they got snatched by an akuma. But I got them back.”

“Okay, and you didn’t give… them… Ooooh.”

Marigold realized exactly why Chat had the earrings.

Chloe was getting impatient.

“Okay, you had your little tantrum. I’m sorry you feel that way. Now can I have my earrings back.”

Chat noir looks to marigold.

“All those in favor of Chloe getting the miraculous back. Raise your hand.”

Chloe raises her hand up. She looked at both of them and she had a sinking feeling of what was gonna happen next.

“All those in favor of returning them to master Fu so a better hero is using them.”

Marigold and Chat noir’s hands go up.

“Wait a minute!!!” Chloe shouted.

“Sorry Chloe, majority rules.”

Chat noir and marigold left with the ladybug miraculous. Leaving her to dwell on why they would do this to her.