“Step On A Crack, Break Your Mother’s Back.” What If You Have Two Moms? Will Both Their Backs Break,

This is too funny not to reblog.

“It’s the harlotry for me.”

Holy, I haven’t been to church in years, so I don’t know much about what happens after you turn 18, but I know about the Missionaries, for two whole years, I had no contact nor had any family really say how my cousin was doing during his mission.

From ages 3-11 your in Primary, once 12-18 you are separated into Young Men’s or Young Woman’s, then once 18 you’re put into the Aaronic priesthood if male and the Relief Society if female. There was also Seminary, from ages 14-18 where you got up at the crack of dawn every weekday during the school year to go to a church or seminary building, a religious educational program.

There’s also Baptism, which happens when you’re 8, you’re dressed in white and you and a man who has the priesthood, recites a prayer to the T, and then you are submerged completely in water (limbs, hair and clothing) to receive the Holy Ghost, (some people I had known said they say they felt the Holy Ghost), if there are any mistakes in the prayer or your not completely submerged, the baptism is repeated till preformed correctly. In addition to the baptizer, two other members witness the baptism to ensure that it is performed properly. And you get your first bible. (Or at least that happened with my siblings and I.) There’s also baptism for the dead, where a living person receives the rite on behalf of a deceased person, who weren’t baptized in life.

mormon kids under the age of 18 being told their church is a cult

mormons 18-24 after they go through their endowment ceremony and receive their new name and secret clothing and learn the secret handshakes and passwords and realize everyone around them has been secretly doing this the whole time and now theyre going to be sent away from their family for 2 years where they will literally not be allowed to be alone for 1 second of the day except to go to the bathroom and they have no idea how to get out of what they just got into

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

I can’t believe it’s been 6 years now.

“You’re our hero, Stanley.”

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since the GF finale… Couldn’t resist to draw the ultimate heartbreaking moment of the show. What really gets me in this scene is the contrast between visual and emotional mood: the sunny, peaceful landscape makes the sorrow of the Pines family even more tangible.

When you become so gay, you are classified as an SCP.

Lloyd stubs toe: Shit dog-fucking bitch of a motherfucker!

Jay:

I found Waddles!

Also, is this supposed to be Ford from the Angry Beavers universe?

2020-11-07 23:01

Here's a double-page spread for the Bonus PDF of the "So Many Falls" GF AU Zine :)

Reference to Where's Waldo - another kid's picture book but this time about finding a striped dude in crowded scenes. It's been a year since drawing this, but I can still remember those long nights a-staring. Pretty therapeutic actually.

See if you can identify all the aus!

@gravityfallsauzine

a wip!

This is the first time I have ever seen this post. Cold/sweet tea isn't that weird, a lot of places have it.

Nestea, Brisk and Peace Tea are iced tea. Nestea is a Switzerland brand while Brisk and Peace Tea are U.S brands. Lipton also has powers for iced tea, there's even a page on the website for iced tea. Bubble tea, which was invented in Taiwan, you’re mainly gonna get it cold, though you can get it hot if that's what you want.

Oh my gods, what?!

I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.

I hope it helps you, too.