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Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

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6 years ago

Incredibles 2 review (kinda spoilers)

Just saw Incredibles 2 yesterday and it was 💯 % worth the wait!!!! Every bit of it!!!! The animation was beautiful the story was awesome and the action was everywhere!!!!

Now to get into the feels of this movie. Honestly the movie itself didn’t really make me cry, but there were a lot of emotions going around in me when watching it. You feel happy and excited with Helen taking on the superhero life and saving the day and you feel like laughing at Bob when he is trying to figure out being a stay home parent. “Math is math!!”

One thing I noticed about Helen returning as Elastagirl is that she is relatively better at being a superhero than her husband. I don’t think that this means that she is a better superhero than Bob period. I think that we are seeing Elastagirl at one of her highest points, and we see Mr. Incredible at one of his lowest when we saw him in the first movie. In the first movie, Mr. Incredible felt reckless and cheated at the prospect of being forced into retirement, and because of that he he made a lot of rash decisions (such as collapse a burning building). In this movie, however, we see Helen is laser focused on her job at hand and because she thinks everything is okay at home with her family, she doesn’t feel reckless and so she feels no need to worry.

So I don’t feel like Elastagirl is better the Mr. Incredible, I feel like she she is just more focused at it because she feels like her family and situation is secure.


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7 months ago

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

1 year ago

PRIDE MONTH!!!!!’🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Pride!


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1 year ago

Reblog if you’re a clone, you support clones, or if you’d throw chancellor Palpatine off a very tall building

1 year ago
MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY
MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY
MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY
MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY
MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY

MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: TRUE MANDALORIANS & MANDALORIAN PROTECTORS: BELIEFS & IDEOLOGY

SOURCES: A GALAXY AT WAR (SAGA EDITION), STAR WARS INSIDER: THE MANDALORIANS-PEOPLE & CULTURE, THE COMPLETE STAR WARS ENCYCLOPEDIA, STARWARS.COM

5 years ago

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11 months ago

Debunking more myths in the GFFA: the Jedi and the clones.

I wrote a post debunking the various myths about how “the Jedi condone slavery”, a while ago. Something I had omitted (because it’s such a big topic) was the following two statements that concern the clone troopers’ relations with the Jedi:

“The clones were genetically bred to have accelerated growth, so they’re technically child soldiers.”

“The clones were slaves of the Jedi.”

Both the above statements are inaccurate, let’s explore why. 

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“The clones were child soldiers”

Let’s get the easy one out of the way first, because it’s a logic that cuts both ways. If age is our only determination of the maturity of a Star Wars character, then Grogu is not a baby. He is aged 50, and is thus a middle-aged man.

Who cruelly eats the babies of a woman…

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… and knowingly tortures animals for his own sadistic pleasure.

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Of course, I’m kidding. Grogu’s none of the above things.

The narrative frames him as a cute baby who does innocent baby stuff. Him eating the eggs is played off as comedic, as is him lifting with the frog. To this day, some fans still call him “Baby Yoda”.

Conversely, despite the clones being 10/14-years-old, their actions, behaviors, way of thinking, sense of humor, morals etc, are all those of an adult.

Like, Ahsoka is technically older than Rex in this scene.

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The scene doesn’t portray them as peers, though. This isn’t written as “a teen and a tween talking”. No, Rex looks, acts and behaves like a grown-up and is thus framed as such by the narrative.

You can make the argument “they’re child soldiers”, but (unless you’re doing so in bad faith) you’d also have to argue that “Grogu’s an adult”.

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“The clones were the Jedi’s slaves”

Nope. For all intents and purposes, they’re in the same boat as the Jedi, who George Lucas stated multiple times had been drafted to fight in the war.

Again: both the Jedi (monk/diplomats untrained for fighting on a battlefield) and clones (literally bred en masse only to fight) are being forced to fight by Palpatine and the Senate.

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Though, on paper, the clones were commissioned by Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas, it was actually done by the Sith (who either manipulated or assassinated Sifo-Dyas then stole his identity, depending on the continuity you choose to adhere to). The rest of the Jedi had no idea these clones were being created.

So while the clones are slaves… they’re not owned by the Jedi.

They’re the army of the Republic, they belong to the Senate. This isn’t exactly a scoop, they refer to the clones as something to purchase…

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… and manufacture.

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As far as the Senate’s concerned, clones are property, like droids. 

Like there’s a whole subplot in The Bad Batch about this very point: after the war, the clones are decommissioned and left out to dry because they literally have no rights, they served their purpose.

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The only trooper to ever canonically blame the Jedi for the clones’ enslavement is Slick, who the narrative frames as having been bribed and manipulated by Asajj Ventress into betraying his comrades.

Also, the only canonical Jedi shown to ever be mean, dismissive or mistreating the clones in any way, is Pong Krell.

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And it’s eventually revealed he’s in fact a full-on traitor, hence why the story frames him as an antagonistic dick from the moment he’s introduced. He doesn’t represent the Jedi in any way.

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We know this because the other Jedi we’ve been shown are always prioritizing their clones’ lives over theirs, if given the chance.

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Finally, if we wanna get even more specific… as Commander-in-Chief of the Grand Army of the Republic (GAR), the clones belong to Palpatine. 

Palpatine who is a Sith Lord. 

Palpatine who arranged for the creation of the clones and had them all injected with a chip that would activate upon hearing a code-word…

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… and forced them to murder their Jedi without hesitation or remorse.

When you bear all that  ⬆️  in mind and when you read this quote by George Lucas…

“The Jedi won’t lead droids. Their whole basis is connecting with the life force. They’d just say, ‘That’s not the way we operate. We don’t function with non-life-forms.” So if there is to be a Republic army, it would have to be an army of humans.”    - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020  

… narratively-speaking, everything falls into place.

Sidious knows that:

If he orchestrates a war designed to thin the Jedi’s numbers, corrupt their values and plunge the galaxy into chaos…

If he wants to draft the Jedi - peace-keeping diplomats who’d never willingly join the fray - to fight in his war…

… then the only way they won’t resist the draft and abstain from fighting is if they think joining the conflict will save lives.

So he creates a set of cruel, sadistic villains for them to face, opponents who will target innocent civilians at every turn…

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… and instead of lifeless droids, he prepares for the Jedi an army of men… living, mortal people who, despite being well-trained, will be completely out of their league when facing the likes of Dooku…

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… Ventress…

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… Grievous…

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… Savage Opress…

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… or the defoliator, a tank that annihilates organic matter.

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Thus, in order to save as many clone and civilian lives, the Jedi join the fray despite knowing that doing so will corrupt their values. 

And as the war rages on, a bond of respect is formed between the two groups.

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Clearly, the Jedi don’t like the fact that the Republic is using the clones to fight a war, but for that matter, they don’t like being in a war, in fact they advocated against it.

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However, it’s happening regardless of their issues with the idea or personal philosophies. Said The Clone Wars writer Henry Gilroy:

“I’d rather not get into the Jedi’s philosophical issues about an army of living beings created to fight, but the Jedi are in a tough spot themselves, being peacekeepers turned warriors trying to save the Republic.”

And bear in mind, the Jedi are basically space psychics, the clones are living beings that they can individually feel in the Force… 

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… so the Jedi feel every death but need to move on, regardless, only being able to mourn the troopers at the end of every battle.

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We see this in the Legends continuity too, by the way.

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(that is, when the writers actually try to engage with the narrative)

Also, if you ask the clones, they’re grateful the Jedi have their backs.

When Depa Billaba voices her concerns about how the war is impacting the Jedi’s principles, troopers Grey and Styles are quick to make it clear how grateful they all are for the Jedi’s involvement:

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So the clones aren’t the Jedi’s slaves. If anything, they’re both slaves of the Republic (considering how low the Jedi’s status actually is in the hierarchy).

Only I’d argue the clones have it much, much worse. 

The Senate sees the Jedi as “ugh, the holier-than-thou space-monk lapdogs who work for us”… but a Jedi has the option to give up that responsibility. They can leave the Order, no fuss or stigma. 

A clone trooper cannot leave the GAR! If they do, they’re marked for treason and execution. Again, they’re not perceived as “people”.

And it doesn’t help that the Kaminoans, the clones’ very creators, see the troopers as products/units/merchandise. A notion that the Jedi are quick to correct whenever they get the chance.

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How The Clone Wars writers describe the clones’ relationship with the Jedi.

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