Congrats On YOUR Autistic License

bites you affectionately

"Why." Dave just sounds exhausted. " J– Just why- "

SON-??? 😭😭

so ehmmm I like legs and thighs

Who was your first ever fictional crush?

Here's mine

Dave, what is your opinion about this image?

" Wh.. what the hell?? That ain’t what a baby looks like! "

" William, calm down. That’s a fully grown man dressed up as a baby. "

" Oh. Well, I don' like it. "

@owlthehybrid @ross-yippee

thank you to @laslloronas for tagging me...many gems on my puter

carrying it on...@euclid-dragon @borntothemorning @r0nin-sleeps

hi

Hellur

Meme I referenced:

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

" Ah, right! "

Ford clicks his pen, seemingly eager to question Roger. The phone headed man seemed nervous, glancing between Owl and Ford in a way only a phone could. With a few clicks, Roger spoke. " So..? "

" Where did you get that phone from? Were you born with it, or did you acquire it later on? "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

Uh

My birthday was yesterday. I didn’t post about it because I was spending time with family. Hsshahajeje idk what else to say???? Idk man

Thank you to all the thirty people that are following my page. Sorry I haven’t updated my AO3 fic or posted much lately, just lost motivation.

OHOHOHOH NO-

double dick man, yayyy….

@ross-yippee

Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️

And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘

[ gets down on knees ]

MATT!1!1!1 PLEAsE LEAVE STEVEN!!! IM BETTER!!22!2!1!1! TRUST1!1!11!1!!1 I CAN SUCK AND MAKE OUT BETTER!2!11!!1 THIS VAMPIRES A TALENTED SUCKER!1!1!1!

-Mattlover64

Matt seems a little bit shocked. " I– Uh– "

" I heard that! " Steven shouts from the bedroom.

" Yeah, sorry.. Steven would pop a blood vessel if I left him. And you’re a vampire? "