Erik Derrikson, Probably: My New Year’s Resolution Is To, Uh, To Be More Assertive, If That’s Okay

look at this space boy with his space shirt 💫

mark, ethan, and jack

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, MARK IS NOT SHORT AND DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THOSE SHORT JOKES/INSULTS. THEY ALL CLEARLY BELONG TO ETHAN.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

ihop stands for international house of pussy

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prince of roses & prince of shadows.

inspired by @goodieghosty’s darkstache royal au.

tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

it scares me how accurate jack got mark’s laugh @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier explain this sorcery

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

Darkstache Head cannons

Wilford loves spending time with Dark, even if they’re not talking. Being in Darks office while he’s working is one of his favorites, simply because it’s just them there.

Dark sings in the shower. Wilford has proof. Video proof.

Wilford has a record player that he often leaves on at night, just some piano music . Dark is often up late and will turn and change the record to keep the music going as Wilford sleeps.

Wilford loves to kiss Dark on the cheek while he’s working.

Dark doesn’t understand “casual clothes”

Wilford is the god of baggy t shirts.

Dark loves to hold Wilford when there alone, he’s not sure of what the others will think.

Wilford is the big spoon, he tends to kiss Dark’s back a lot, pressing his face against it.

Dark helps Will find new clothes when their out shopping, tries to choose more colorful things but still loves him in black clothing.

1920s wkm moodboard. 💫