Darkstachee - Ⅹ️Ⅹ️

Anti: So then I said “Fuck me in the ass, Dark.” And he did. So that’s how I got this. [gestures to love bite]

Schneeplestein, at the dinner table: …all I asked was for you to pass the salt.

i live in a Constant State of Anxiety on behalf of our boy.

"Listen son, in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted" - tobasco anon I decided it was time for a random post ~(˘▾˘~)

me after walking into a store during pride month and finding out they still expect me to pay for things

is dark a top or bottom? like damien is a bottom for sure (I mean he's played by mark so of course he is) and celine is a top so.... What. Is. Dark.

I’m sorry but this is the absolute funniest ask I have ever received in my life

1) The absolute concrete knowledge that Celine is a top and Damien is a bottom2) “I mean he’s played by Mark of of course he is”3) Just the question itself and the fact that you asked me as if I would definitely know4) How seemingly distraught you are over this5) He’s a switch 💅

she snoofs

:y

time’s up

he's saddled with unnecessary something