Darkiplier Gets Really Angry Sometimes, He Just Gets Angry He Wants To Break Stuff And Warfstache Tries

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

Look at her go! [x]

glad to know mayor damien is alive and starring in axe ads lmao

Mark Teasing some Dr. Iplier nudes from the calendar…

John: Let’s get back to- (thud)

Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)

Who does it better?!

@markiplier sorry not sorry…..i just had to make this meme

i’m always vaguely in an airport

*quietly slides in and whispers* pssst. Continuation of the Dantistache thing where Anti and Will were praising Dark.

Continuation of: ThisAnd I’m getting bonus points this time!

Good Boy

“Why do you always have to work yourself so hard, Darky-dear?” Wilford asked as he pressed kisses to Dark’s neck while Anti did the same to the other side, standing behind Dark. Wilford has transported them to their shared room by using his aura, the strong, sweet, bubblegum scent still hung heavy in the air and Dark had lost his ability to speak properly the moment that aura filled his nose, mind going hazy with need.

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Dark: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Dark:…

Dark: Hey Bing-