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Hc: Dark has this cute nickname for Wilford that he uses when they are both in private, and during a meeting dark accidentally slips up and calls Wilford "Willy" and the egos get so confused because Wilford and Dark haven't come out to them about their relationship

“WILLY”…..OH MY GOSH THATS ADORABLE SGFJKSNDKSNDJKS

the first ego to say something about it gets shot by dark

Mark: you know what's a good idea?

Mark: a discord

Mark: with 50 thousand people

Mark: what could go wrong?

Us: mark no it's going to break-

Mark:

Mark:

Mark:

Mark: wow i can't believe you guys broke it

it’s not a christmas charity stream without bonadage 

Petition to replace Mark with Chica because she’s a good doggo and Mark is a sadistic biscuit!

Someone: Darkiplier is just so scary and imposing. A lot of people want to bang him, yeah, but who would ever even have the balls to actually do it?!

Wilford Warfstache:

Rose/Pink Diamond: no more questions, don’t ever question this

Pearl: those two are acting very suspicious, should we ask them what’s going?

Garnet: I can’t

ME:

Hidden character arc: Iida gradually figuring out how to peel potatoes

BONUS AOYAMA:

Honestly are you and mark still friends?

I know a lot of people have been wondering this and I haven’t mentioned anything on it. I’ve been purposefully avoiding the question. 

Mark and I had a long overdue call today and talked some stuff out. It’s the first time we had talked to each other properly since maybe PAX last year. We weren’t exactly the best of friends in that period and honestly we were never really AS close as people made out online anyway.  Nothing serious happened between us, we didn’t fight and no Septiplier didn’t tear our friendship apart. Things just kind of ended up the way they did.

I didn’t say anything on the matter because I didn’t think it was right to talk about it until Mark and I talked about it first in private. Moving on this year we’ve both agreed to try our best to get back to a good place in our friendship and not let something like this happen again. 

This is all I will say on the matter because I know how many people are desperate for information on it. Please don’t start up the rumour mills, speculating endlessly about what might have happened and please respect both of us. 

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