Why Does This Have The Same Cursed Feel Of “Then Perish”

Dark isn't usually one for PDA but one night when he comes home slightly tipsy he falls into Will's lap, happily straddling him and leans in to kiss him. While Wilford is pleasantly surprised, the other Ipliers are a little freaked out, not used to seeing Dark so affectionate. Everyone evacuates the room when Dark leans up and whispers "Daddy please~?" To Will

…I’m screaming…

Will just laughs for a moment, making Darkiplier pout and kiss his neck to get his attention again. Of course, once Dark starts whining “Daddyyy” and grinding his erection against Wilford to get his attention, Will takes him to their room quickly and gives him what he wants.

Darkiplier: oh, god, what did you do?

Wilford: ...UwU?

Darkiplier: don’t fucking ‘uwu’ me, what did you do?!?

CN: More Steven Universe episodes coming this Summer!!

Us: Okay but when this summer?

CN:

After almost a month of work this monster is DONE! Congrats Mark on your well deserved 20 million! I can’t wait to see what your beautiful mind will bring us next~

look at this space boy with his space shirt 💫

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol Just…waiting for the right moment to take off the glasses…Momiplier is a comedy genius~

HOW WELL DOES MY MOM KNOW ME?

Turns out he just reblogged a gif but still 😠

a variety of egos as things i've said to my friends

Dark: bitch get ready it's fuckin sad

Wilford: is it genius or madness

Bing: WHY AM I A SQUID

Google: ...gloves are condoms for your hands

Bim: actual cannibal cheeto

Jim's: i am but a lonely, sad miserable meme

The Host: fruit cake is the equivalent to satan's ass

Ed Edgar: RICH? MORE LIKE B I T C H

Yandere: would u let me haunt u if i was a ghost

Silver Shepard: im gonna spit on his car because i cant afford goin to jail for destruction of property

KoTS: jokes on u i like eggs

Dr. Iplier: he's scrawny so i mean really how hard would it be to get out of his grip if he pinned me down

Anti: do you think if i threw a knife at a wall hard enough i could rip time and space itself

Schneep: freddy mercury killed me before i could finish talking

Chase: I FUCKING TRIPPED ON MY CANDY BAG I WANT TO DIE

Angus: my entire life is one big episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

Jackieboy: how do people expect me to do things i can't even tie my shoes correctly

Marvin: i am the human embodiment of the uwu extension for google chrome

Jameson: he is nothing but a pepperoni on the pizza of life

Robbie: i prefer the term limp noodle

more soft Markimoo for everyone

i’ve never laughed so hard at an intro before in my entire fucking life