I Laughed At This Too Much

What tumblr has done to me

CROCK

CREAM

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

SHOWER

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

CENTER

ABC

any man: trust me

me:

PSYCHIC

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

DBA

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?