Puss In Boots

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

PSYCHIC

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

PADRAIG

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

Bitch

TWITTER

Porn

SLOAR

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

NOSE

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

MOTHER