Being In A Town That Wants Me So Dead And There’s 13 Other Freaks

evryone say thank you mirabai for beingthe realest person ever. feeling this one for real

"I'm so normal about him" I say about the fictional man that makes me kick my feet and giggle and blush and feel butterflies

I love splatoon

Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

I love the phrase "woke mind virus" because it makes me envision a resident evil villain who's like, trying to contaminate the water supply with respect women juice

Hi I like things :3

0/ I AM GONNA POST SO MUCH CRINGE NOW

HIIII DANNY HI HELLOOOOOO HIIII

warm day

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.