Almost Every Hand You Have Shaken Has Had A Dick In It

@keiimyeh

We are luckier than the most famous kings in history, because we can hear recordings of the best musicians on the planet singing the most perfect versions of their best songs over and over infinitely anytime we want. Not even the pharohs had that.

this

Big mood

I'm pretty sure this is pretty much mood for everyone else though-

@keiimyeh @underart21 @scp-maniac @echo-the-echoflower

Tony Stark is the person who could wield Thor’s hammer in one hand and the Infinity Gauntlet in the other and still be like ‘lol this is fake I’m a terrible person Actually’

@feminists-against-feminism

I'm really hoping that's sarcasm- *checks your profile*

Phew, ok you're good.

You've just earned yourself a new follower for being woke •w•)-b

“it’s like freud always said,” says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

Do you know that tingly sensation you get when you really like someone? That is common sense, leaving your body.