Class Training Also Dissipates Over The Years Like Regular Skills Though So Even Though They Can Cast

Class training also dissipates over the years like regular skills though so even though they can cast ninth-level spells that can alter reality, they'd have to go back through their 2000-year-old dusty spellbook and reread the whole thing. Their handwriting's completely different and there are a bunch of shorthand notes like 'u know how to do this lol imma skip this part' and 'just ask Thelementhressiel to do this one for u lmao, not worth the hassle' when Thelementhressiel perished in battle three hundred moons ago.

They get distracted going back through all their old doodles and giggling at the nostalgia and inside jokes from the time until they get reminded of that one song they loved so much that they later learned to play on the lute and suddenly all of their problems can actually be solved by them playing not that song but the one that they can actually remember the basic melody of through muscle memory. They keep playing the first two lines over and over because when they tried to play the whole song it took them like twenty seconds between chords to remember what to play, but they keep insisting to their current party that they were an excellent bard in their day-

honestly elves SHOULD be over represented in adventurer groups. like, what, you're gonna live 700 hundred years and NOT do an adventure? not even once? not even on accident?

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4 years ago

IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO NOT LIKE A QUALITY POST BUT YES TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND DONT HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO ANYONE

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

1 year ago

how fucking long is this guy's torso

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.


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11 months ago

can't believe jace was condemned to hell/prison because people think he's banging porter

i've been pretty distracted by all the sapphics this season so maybe someone pointed this out and i didn't see it but - jace was murdered and brought back under porter's control with a rage star, he was never evil at all as far as we know. but even before brennan said jace and porter are a 'duo' people have been shipping him with porter, so everyone just accepted that he was evil because yeah he's banging the evil guy. the bad kids burn a couple of him alive, one of them is arrested (and then also burned i think?) and his only crime was choosing to come back to life to worship a rage god which yeah after getting murdered by your coworker i think that's fair. he didn't know porter would control him because ankarna didn't know that porter was controlling anything, he was on that devil's honey.

imagine being brutally murdered out of the blue by your coworker, a nameless god offers to revive you if you'll worship her and then you come back to life only to realise it was the same fucking coworker who can now mind control you. and then you get murdered four more times and you stop being mind-controlled but no one wants to bring you back because they think you were fucking your murderer. the life of a twink.


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10 months ago

I see peoples belief that Aguefort "loves The Seven, couldn't care less about most other parties (including The Rat Grinders), and actively dislikes The Bad Kids" and raise you:

He loves and respects The Seven in the closest way Arthur Aguefort is physically capable of approaching towards a sensible mentor figure (which is still not very much)

He is neutral towards most other parties

AND he loves The Bad Kids except he is doing so in the way that an absolutely unhinged friend of your parents who calls himself your uncle cares for you (he is sleeping off a hangover on your couch, eating all your snacks, and engaging you in psychological warfare but also he has some wild stories to tell you while taking you into the woods and teaching you how to throw knives (if you promise not to narc on him to your parents))


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1 year ago

thinking about grian's 'there's a way we can still be friends' in last life. he didn't turn on the mounders - he wanted to stay friends.

Gah the way Mumbo was so distrustful of Yellows for having abilities they could use against Greens, the way Mumbo went after the Mounders (his friends) when he turned Red, the way they tried to talk him down and almost convinced him they could still be a team...

Because that's how it was in Last Life. In Last Life, once you were Red you're friends were gone. That was it. You couldn't ally anymore.

And Mumbo never got past that, he never got to see an alternative (until the small glimpse he got with the Mounders, before the Warden got him)


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1 year ago

bitches say buff like it means he's not fat. bodybuilders in the off-season? weightlifters, wrestlers, boxers?

Ragh is canon buff not fat

wrong!

Ragh Is Canon Buff Not Fat

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2 years ago

had a dream where dimension 20 released a new safari-based campaign. zac oyama was an elephant and spent 20 minutes trying to reach a high tree branch, with giraffe brian murphy providing moral support but not helping while lou and ally killed and ate a bunch of people as lions. i kept thinking 'wow, they really haven't done anything this session', and then watched them all have graphic, cinematic deaths one by one over the course of several years.


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2 years ago

jonathan is a hermit and recluse that only appears once in a full moon with a full conspiracy board just before the final battle.

just know that max didn't have a letter for jonathan

Just Know That Max Didn't Have A Letter For Jonathan

he deserves better please.


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4 years ago

hi im not american and i just learned that twizzlers are NOT what i thought they were

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