Arthur Created Grix To Be A Perfectly Lawful, Responsible Principal Should Aguefort Be Under Investigation.

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the hannibal fandom has figured out that i like women ! i fear they plan to use this information to seduce and manipulate me, and i find myself very susceptible to such behaviours. if i am found impaled on a stag’s head with organs missing, know that i died happy.

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MORE. REGULUS. APPRECIATION.

RegulusLikeTheStar Vlogs

Regulus: Hey guys welcome back to my YouTube channel. If you’re new here, my name is Regulus, like the star. If you call me Reg or Reggie, I will hit you with an unforgivable. Just kidding. Mostly. Anyways, today I have my godnephew here with me! Say hi

Harry: Hey

Regulus: So Harry goes to Hogwarts. I used to go there. Lots of fun memories. I even got a tattoo at school. Sirius made me get it removed but I’m over it. Anyways, we’re gonna rate Harry’s teachers. Go ahead Harry

Harry: First off we have Professor Snape

Regulus (choking on his water): We have WHO? Snape as in Severus Snape? Hogwarts let him be a teacher? Oh God. Ugh he was so creepy when we were in school. Always sticking his big nose in other peoples business. He even tried to expose Remus for being a (BLEEP). Oh wait, that was a secret. I’ll just edit it out. Next?

Harry: Headmaster Dumbledore?

Regulus: Ugh 0/10. He pretends to be nice but that man is always scheming. He gives special treatment to the lions of course. And his robes? Could you get any more tacky? It’s like he’s screaming for attention. Next!

Harry: Umbridge?

Regulus: Did you just pick out people you know I hate?

Harry (hiding the list of names): No

Regulus: Ok that’s enough for today! Thanks Harry! Tune in next week where Harry and I’ll be putting a muggle product called “hair remover” in Sirius’ shampoo.

extra courseload is too much for me but killing a god and reviving some ancient force of rage??

im a sick puppy and this excites me.

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.

the joke is that we haven't met them before! i don't think the pcs know them either, they're just making up dynamics on the spot based on the people brennan brings out

sorry im so confused did i miss something who is ecaf who is squeem who is balthazar and who is duggens. or am i just autistic and the joke is that weve never met them before

fully forgot i made this lol

ANYWAYs PLAY THE HEY GIRLIE GAME IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS

can't believe you got through all of this without mentioning the fact that the hot ranger lady gives you a demon/god/cat std and her boyfriend's niece also gets it because she drank her blood

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

had a dream where dimension 20 released a new safari-based campaign. zac oyama was an elephant and spent 20 minutes trying to reach a high tree branch, with giraffe brian murphy providing moral support but not helping while lou and ally killed and ate a bunch of people as lions. i kept thinking 'wow, they really haven't done anything this session', and then watched them all have graphic, cinematic deaths one by one over the course of several years.