Just Gonna Add My Unwanted Headcanons

i am ashamed of still liking total drama island in 2021 but shut up its only gotten better over the years

aleheather??? still the love of my life after five years.

peak villain duo, i hate everyone but you energy.

the fact that in tdas they just ?? got over the volcano thing?? like they dont hold grudges at all, they understand that they're just playing the game.

yeah babe i get it, i wouldve done the same thing ily

you can't even try to ship them with anyone else bc once they team up they're SO willing to fuck over all their friends

they wouldn't last if they didn't understand each other so well

they're both good at reading people but both are difficult to read

you could argue that they're too similar but CLEARLY neither appreciates people different to them

the love/hate thing isn't at all in a toxic way, they're just trying to convince themselves they aren't attached because they're afraid of commitment and in tdas they're shown to genuinely care about each other without fighting

ik some people hated them being lovey-dovey but damn thats some good character development for both of them

they haven't lost their edge or anything they've just teamed up

one could even say they've doubled their power

obviously alejandro is the pull where heather is the push but it goes deeper than being one-sided

alejnadro's 'pull' isn't vulnerability for him, he does that with everyone. its when he starts to lose focus that he shows vulnerability and at first heather doesn't realise and takes advantage of it

but when he calls her out she listens and feels bad which is something we never see from her otherwise

heathers vulnerability isn't when she cries in the wt finale since we've seen her use crying as manipulation before

its more subtle, like when she hugs him when they're successful

because more than anything, heather isn't used to sharing happiness. her happiness comes at the cost of others, her competitive nature likely stemming from competition with her siblings for their parents' affection.

she doesn't like being alone in the game or being the bad guy, but thats what works.

when they're together they can be the bad guys without being alone

not to mention they're each other's weaknesses, so with that out of the way they're more powerful

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

this has ruined by life because there's no way they'll actually get together and you have made me CRAVE enemies to lovers kipperbees. imagining their wedding rn how dare you do this to me

this is Kristen and kipperlilly to me

(also wow they are very Kristen and fig core. Ex-religious sexually active gay murder sister vs Badass rockstar closed off murder sister)

does anyone remember who in the bad kids told the others about what they saw in the nightmare forest? i think fabian did and i'm almost certain riz didn't but they keep (accidentally?) triggering each others' forest traumas and it seems like A Thing.

fabian flirted with a mirror right next to riz and everyone teased him about kalina being his girlfriend, riz suggested gorgug answer the riddle for all of them under threat of being killed and eaten by a big animal, fig created a sexy rat for when fabian was talking to spot. is this anything.

Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week 

Aang: Why? 

Toph: Builds character.

If you get scared, you can always hide behind me. I’ll be hiding behind Luke.

ik it would fuck so much shit up probably, but if they faked wanda's death next to lucy and yolanda's bodies they might actually have convinced ruben to change sides...

had a dream where dimension 20 released a new safari-based campaign. zac oyama was an elephant and spent 20 minutes trying to reach a high tree branch, with giraffe brian murphy providing moral support but not helping while lou and ally killed and ate a bunch of people as lions. i kept thinking 'wow, they really haven't done anything this session', and then watched them all have graphic, cinematic deaths one by one over the course of several years.

Remus: Did you have to stab him?

Sirius: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Remus: What did he say?

Sirius: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Remus:

Lily:

The rest of the Gryffindors:

James: (nodding) That's fair.

this whole scene was so gerard talking to elody-coded you have no idea

Hey. Hey since when did you have permission to tell your mom about my horribly embarrassing curse?!