[unspecified Satellite, 17776]

.spacefolk culture is the stars are so pretty. why aren't i up there. I'm supposed to be up there.

Spacefolk culture is...

.spacefolk culture is every 17776 satellite/probe coming to this blog ???

.hey guys didn't know we were ALL here.

.hello this is voyager 1 hope y'all are doing grrreat

.Spacefolk culture is...

Baby finally swore!

.(plural specifically) spacefolk culture is forming a headmate and immediately going "i'm a satellite but which one" and then having your good friend (another satellite) send you lists until you point at a picture of yourself and go "that's meeee"

.CuPID, in case you were wondering

.Spacefolk culture is...

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

Whoever created this football game was mad

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

like 90% of the hearts were romantic or could be easily seen that way so unfortunately I can't put 2 mbillion options the way i like to. oh well

.hi you're so cool I think this is ChipSAT but if not throw things ig?! hi thank you you're also so cool I'm going to blend you i think. Hitting you with weapons /vvpos, aff

.spacefolk culture is making up constellations from stars you can see, and then getting disappointed when you can't point them out for people

Spacefolk culture is...

.i really hope i don't get a hallucination. we have them sometimes and while i'm pretty sure the bad one is not gonna affect me as much as it did, like, shadow, it's still bad and. i don't want that. i am but a satellite.

.i have multiple friends who call me "contagious" (as in my typing habits and such transfer over a lot) and every time it gets a giggle out of me. watch out or you'll get Me Disease. deeply unserious situations