Dagoth Ur Fanfiction

For your convenience, McCree saying “Kachow” (aka lightning mccree)

Paarthurnax: *removes Dragonborn from his neck so he can stretch*

Last Dragonborn: Dragon Dad is . . . evil? Dragon Dad is unyielding? Dragon Dad is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Tamriel as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household. I can—

Paarthurnax: *puts Dragonborn back on his neck*

Last Dragonborn: Nevermind.

Zenyatta has an encouraging message for the lgbtq community!

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

nicholassteinbergphotography “Cotton candy Waves” Here’s a time lapse from my shot Cotton Candy Waves. As opposed to a long exposure, this was shot with successive shorter exposures to show movement and texture. Love how mesmerizing the fog is.

Based on this vine

imagine that a cable to ur microwave broke and right then ur president who is also a god would show up on ur doorstep and instead of of magically making ur microwave work and/or fixing the cable they lay down on the floor and let the electricity pass through them instead while watching u wait till the timer hits its mark so u’d get to eat ur chicken nuggets

imagine that that moment would be written down in history books as sacred and random people started stopping by ur door non-stop and leaving nuggets there in masses

imagine