OFF - THE JUDGE

I have provided three images for your viewing pleasure, which includes a transparent version and a version in which the excruciating detail I put into emphasizing the outline in the blackest part of the image is not lost (theoretically) in Tumblr’s abysmal presentation.

In light of discovering the videogame “OFF” merely hours ago, I believe that The Judge is my preferred character due to a certain connection I feel with him, a resonance if you so desire to call it as such. Were this a videogame, it is certainly not unlikely that I should find myself desirous to be a creature not dissimilar from The Judge, as I can see no flaws in a highly intellectual talking feline manifestation. Can you? Of course not. The Judge is flawless.

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and Another! I really like the tail on this one

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

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Robot Pffff Highly suspicious

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curlycupgumweed

11 years ago

I find these very helpful, thank you!

ROOKIE MAGAZINE’S

Life Skills 101

Haggling

Introducing Someone Well

Really Apologizing

Swimming

Throwing a Punch

Running a Mile

Tipping Properly

Making One Delicious, Adult Meal

Scaling a Fence

Life Skills 201

Giving/Accepting a Compliment

Stopping an Overflowing Toilet

Getting Away From a Stranger Who Is Scaring You

Knowing What to Spring For

Farting and Getting Away With It

Curing Hiccups for Real

Removing Blood Stains From Sheets and Underwear

Faking Sick

Life Skills 301

Entering and Exiting a Conversation (Politely)

Making Small Talk

Getting Wrinkles Out of Clothes Really Fast

Getting Your Parents/Guardians to Loosen Their Vice-Grip

Erasing Your Internet Fingerprints

Retracting an Email After Hitting Send

Looking (and Being) Generous When You Have Less Money Than Your Friends

Asking a Stranger Out

these are brilliant. go forth and be adults.

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life hacks life skills So Helpful!

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curlycupgumweed

10 years ago

THE CUTEST THING EVER IS WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THEY LIKE AND THEY CAN’T STOP SMILING BECAUSE THE THING MAKES THEM VERY HAPPY AND YOU CAN SEE THE PASSION IN THEIR EYES AND IT’S JUST

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It makes me so happy to see people light up at something They are just so joyful And they let you see the beauty of the thing through their eyes

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curlycupgumweed

6 years ago

please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

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reference language old english So Helpful!

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curlycupgumweed

1 year ago