Anybody Else Get The Sudden Craving To Slurp Someone’s Digestive Tract Like Spaghetti?

Marry Christmas and a hope that scp-4666 enjoys its human sacrifice yet again. And to all a good night.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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I wonder when it will finally stop

time keeps passing in a consistent & predictable pattern and i find this incredibly unreasonable actually

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The Dreamsmp is a Minecraft role play server with many unique characters and storylines as each and every person involved plays their own main character. Many different arcs and backstories have been included to give these characters more life in their own ways inside the world created separate from the people playing them. The smp has taken many platforms by storm creating more questions then answering. As each stream, vod, and clip is posted more background is given for the world created by these YouTube and Twitch stars. From the War for Independence to the current Eggpire arc the story created has characters coming out of their old shells and into new people through their growth throughout the timeline.

This what they have trouble with?

watching mainstream media trying to wrap their head around the popularity of the dreamSMP is so funny. because it’s like. so fucking popular that you Cannot Deny its impact on youtube, twitch, and, to an extent, twitter or the implications it has on the minecraft gaming live-streaming community as a whole.

but the people who have to write the articles barely know what a mine craft ess em pee is, much less one that revolves around roleplay. i just imagine someone gets assigned to do an article, thinking it’ll be a quick piece about Dream and his Friends they can churn out in a few days. only to find that there’s a whole fucking Storyline behind it they have to figure out how to Briefly Summarize in a short news article.

It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

Just started thinking and I realized those post about kids scaring their parent in the middle of the night was me as a kid (probably still do). I just remembered that one post about the kid standing over the parents bed with a bloody nose and giving their parents nightmares but I one upped them. I got a bloody nose but that’s not what scared my mom (for context when I was young like 4-7 I got a lot of bloody noses it was not a suprise they also happened for a number of reasons) it was the tooth I had lost. So the story it was late at night and I couldn’t sleep (this was before my parents put me on melatonin) so I started wiggling my loose tooth thinking about something or other as I am a very scatter brained individual when it just starts raining and bc I was in my head I didn’t realize it was raining until the lightning hit and the first one was loud (I have sensitive hearing didn’t help that it was close to the house) so I jumped (off the actual bed it was surreal now that I think about it) and well out comes the tooth and a lot of blood from my mouth and my first thought is not that’s my tooth or that’s a lot of blood it’s just ‘what would happen if a lama had food dye in its mouth and spit at someone’ (what would happen would it be colored or no?) then I get the nose bleed and then think ‘Oh a nose bleed I should go get mom’ and my mouth has been closed this entire time so blood is just building in my mouth and I didn’t register it, so I’m in my mom and dads room and I shake my mom awake and she asks “what do you need?” And as I open my mouth to say ‘my nose is bleeding’ just a bucket load of blood come out of my mouth and she hears the sound it hitting the carpet and asks “what was that?” and all I say is just “I think it was blood” so she blots up and turns on the end lamp and just screams bc there in front of her is just a child from the nose, down to her feet covered in blood so dad wakes up and at this moment I register the tooth in my hand and through a blood soaked mouth say “Oh I lost a tooth” so my parents calm down a bit but are still freaking out and ask what happened and my response is “ I lost a tooth apparently and got a bloody nose.” I got a bath new pjs and 15 bucks all in one night at 12:00 am on a Monday and still had enough energy for school along with a story of how I gave my parents nightmares of a bloody child.