NOOOO I AINT DONE NOTHIN!!!! :

Evil tics want me dead (I've been doing the same annoying tic all week)

Trick or treat please 👁️👁️

Treat (Because I'm NICE)

Blueberry and clown cupcakes >:

Say it with me now:

They will not trick me into fearing my neighbors

They will not trick me into turning against friends

They will not trick me into turning against coworkers

They will not convince me I am powerless

They will not convince me I am worthless

They will not convince me I am hateful

You're smarter, kinder, and braver than you think you are. Don't let some old incompotent political leaders convince you otherwise.

Hélène Delmaire (French, b. 1987, Lille, France) - Untitled, 2015, Painting

Maybe 👀

I need to be so terror inducing that it's worthy of Wesley level of grotesque description. I also just really like Princess Bride and accidentally quote it :3

I used to use, "I want my _____ back you son of a bitch" a lot too when I was younger lol. Like when someone took a pen or smth.

Born to walk around in the woods, and have someone shriek in horror, exclaiming, "Good GOD, what is that thing!?"

Then, to have a group of kids make up stories about that weird dog thing that stares at you from the edge of the woods.

Forced to just be socially awkward and pay taxes.

Me when mm cold.

When you live in a normally hot climate, but the weather is starting to noticeably get cooler

If you can't tell, I'm having a grand time

This may be a little controversial but: Bark! Bark!

And something you're really not gonna want to hear: woof woof

"Its just a game meh meh meh"

W r o n g

It's actually the one reliable piece of media I have had for my entire life. It's actually the place where I made the most memories with my family and friends. It's actually the easiest way I've found to make genuine connections with people.

It's actually the feeling of immersing myself into a place that I know for a fact is safe. Actually? It's where I've made entire stories and worlds. It's actually my home and where I feel I can be unapologetically myself without the risk of someone putting me down for being authentic.

Yeah, it's just pixels and blocks, and sometimes the community can suck. But at its core? It's a game about creation and coming together to make the most out of a blank world. Beyond that, its just a world that you dont even have to make anything in to just enjoy it. It is its own little universe that I can return to at any point, and it will always be welcoming.

Me when I am offputting and peculiar to strangers (they stood too close to me and I got nervous)

sorry for barking at you, it’s the trauma

I also do! I've done it for yearssssss.

NEEED to have a tail to wag

it feels so wrong to not have one T^T