ATE, LEFT NO CRUMBS-

So true-

All of it-

P03 propaganda:

"Got that rizz, also possibly trans"

"He's mean, he's rude, a fucking asshole and doesn't even notice those traits are fully human and keeps doing it. He's a scrimblo, a tsundere with a PC head. Constantly dehumanized by his equals, but "of course it would be dehumanized, it's a robot, right?". WRONG. FUCKING WRONG. GOD DAMN IT."

"Jackass with a really cool evil plan reveal. also he got turned into a stoat and stoats are cute"

"Initially met as the Stoat, P03 quickly becomes the player’s reluctant ally… until they manage to break free of Leshy’s death-addled card game. From there, it becomes more than clear that P03 has its own agenda: a game of its own design to continue the infinite feud between itself and its fellow Scrybes (and to upload the game to the internet so its reign over Inscryption can continue ad Infinitum—never mind the dark secrets that lurk beneath the cartridge). He claims to only be interested in game mechanics, criticizing the others for their focus on aesthetics and cohesion, but he also includes cowboy characters with elaborate backstories in his game for no reason… so he’s just as full of shit as the other Scrybes."

"hes just a guy. mean mean man who is so real (robot). hes also gay and divorced and spiteful and my grandpa. yea"

"absolute loser. sad wet cat of a robot. he thinks he's the stuff but I could throw a cup of water at him and he would scream and also probably cry. also got turned into a stoat once what a nerd."

I love all of this. Every single bit of it-

> [ …TOTAL MISPLAY. ]

> hello… yes, it’s back but better than ever 😎 i made a lot of improvements on em, i love them a lot n i will cherish them forever <3

> i declare them as my f/os now lol❤️❤️❤️ /hj

Yes, I would be extremely surprised if not

does sniper tf2 have a piss kink????

He would-

Please consider P03 being a Zen main in Overwatch.

Please consider that he doesn't shut up on the mic and calls out every single harmony/discord orb he uses.

And please PLEASE consider that he calls his ult "the great transcendence"

OMG, HE'S SO- 😭🥺

Everyone's seen the little video of the stoat kit on the trampoline, right?

I don't draw OCs, I write them. So, if anyone is interested I can give you the details for them (clothing, hair color, eye color, personality, etc.)

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

This is so fucking cute-

Vox with a very sleepy reader. I forget the proper medical term for it but reader is just always tired and sleeping. With a silly twist of reader always waking up when Vox moves away, having to follow him to his next destination and immediately clocking out again for the cycle to begin again.

-🎉

Heyoooo!!! I did it, woohoo!! I hope you enjoy it. I had no idea where to go with this, but I think it ended up cute :)

VOX X SLEEPY READER 🎉

His phone beeped somewhere on the other side of the room and Vox sighed. You were tucked delicately into his side, arms wrapped around his torso snoring away. Not a care in the world even though his phone kept beeping.

You looked so peaceful, but he had to answer the damn phone or it would just continue to ring. Slowly, he swung one leg out of the bed, and then the other. Making sure to disturb the bed as little as he possibly could. Next came the hard part, he gently gripped your hand and slithered himself out of your grasp.

You groaned. Vox froze. He didn't even breathe for fear of waking you up. He knew as soon as you'd open your eyes he couldn't possibly say no and have to tuck himself back into bed with you.

You stopped moving though, breath evening out, and so he continued his journey. The phone was only a few feet away, but it felt like miles with the pace he was moving.

Vox tiptoed across the cold floor and made his way over to his desk. Spinning his chair around he sat, eyes still cautiously on you. Waiting.

He answered his phone as quietly as he could, whispering the whole time as Val yelled on the other end. Something about how he needed more whores for his next production and how he needed Vox's help to send out applications for the hiring process.

Vox's eyes never left your figure. It wasn't until the phone call ended that he let out a breath, he made it, he's in the clear. You're out cold.

He swiveled around in his chair and began working on Val's demands and anything else he was behind on. Fingers clicking away on the keyboard, he was about halfway through the email when a groggy voice could be heard.

"Voxxy?" It couldn't have been more than 5 minutes but here you were needing him so you could keep sleeping.

"I'm right here doll, come on." He patted his thigh as you padded across the floor still wrapped in the comforter. You climbed nimbly into his lap, curling yourself around him and swiftly falling right back asleep.

Vox chuckled as he watched you pass back out immediately. At least he could get some work done, he thought idly stroking your hair.

Since I've been seeing this more often on the tf2 related tags, if you ship spy and scout together, I want nothing to do with you, that's incest and it's disgusting, thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

MENS CHESTS

reblog if you agree

I WOULD LOVE TO

GREETINGS MARKIPLIER FANS

if I made an ego mansion group rp on discord would anyone be interested in joining ? 👀