What the hell, Jess? You coming or not? In a minute. I’m talking to Alex. Oh, about what?
I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I REBLOG THIS.
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Tony is honestly my fav character, AFTER JEFF FUCKING ATKINS OF COURSE
Thanos better look out for these four
is he being possessed or something😂😂
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.