Followers Who Show Up Regularly In My Notifications: I See You And I Appreciate You So Much

STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

A reminder to all those on the internet. You can block anyone you like! For a reason or no reason at all! If that makes you upset, grow up! Strangers on the internet owe you nothing!

For reference, I blocked this person because they were spamming other blogs with the same question right after I got hate asks from someone telling me to kill myself. Their blog was near empty, same as the troll. Rather suspicious.

Regardless, I don't know you. I am not gonna sit here and accept asks and dms from someone who sniffs around because they saw hate.

If this is your reaction to someone blocking you, then it looks like they made the right decision because your immediate reaction was to throw a tantrum.

Once again, go touch grass.

Teenage Mutant Turtle Tongues

So we’ve all seen Raph’s tongue (and fantasized about it) by now, but so far I haven’t seen an HC of all of their tongues.

See a need, fill a need, amirite? ;)

Note: I imagine that the boys’ turtle genes gave them exceptional size tongue-wise, but to an extent this is proportional to a human’s. The guys are just much bigger and more filled out than humans in general, so while this list is impressive, proportionately they aren’t that much more gifted than the most equally-gifted humans.

LEONARDO:

Not too long, not too thick, but still puts human range to shame with a good 3.5″. Leo’s tongue isn’t very versatile; when he extends it, it comes to a point and severely limits his ability to – ahem – perform tricks with it. When close, however, he can twist and curl his tongue quite well. Thus, he much prefers to keep his tongue in close, where he can tease and delight with it. ;)

RAPHAEL:

He can extend his tongue a solid 4″ past his teeth, and it gets notably shapely when he does so. It’s strong, thick, and he can curl it with incredible dexterity, though he can’t twist or flip it. His main limitation is in width; he can’t really make his tongue any wider or thinner, just longer. It’s pretty much stuck in that way – not that I imagine anyone would mind. ;D

DONATELLO:

Honestly, Donnie’s range and versatility are both kind of pitiful. Despite his overall size he just can’t extend it much or do much with it, falling just shy of 3″ when fully extended and unable to change its shape. Luckily his turtle genes still offer a very generous size, so he can still do more with it than your average human. :3

MICHELANGELO:

The killer – Mikey was gifted with an incredible tongue. Not only can he extend it to over 4.5″, but its versatility is unmatched. Anything you’ve ever seen or even heard of someone’s tongue doing, Mikey can do it, too. He can twist it, shape it, curl it, even loop it; he has both the size and dexterity to securely wrap his tongue around other things – for example, another person’s tongue…. ;3

THIS KEEPS SHOWING ON MY FB REELS

My only question right now......

WHO TF WROTE THIS FAIRYTALE STORY...????!??!

MY REACTION....

HOW...HOW'S THAT EVEN PAWSIBBLE...???!??!

(First, I thought the story is gonna be like Goldilocks and The Three Bears but frick....I was WRONG)

@inspiredwriter are you seeing this lmfaooo i'm slowly losing my mind 😭😭😭😂😂😂 just yesterday, I also have found a video about a teenage girl having a date with godzilla 😂

Dramatic size differences in ships

Reblog if u agree

Let’s talk about Donatello fricking Hamato for a second.

I can’t imagine how much flipping stress he’s gotta be under.

To his family, he’s their engineer, their plumber, their mathematician, their electrician, their inventor, their all-around-repairman, their fucking DOCTOR-

When does he sleep?!? I mean, we all joke and write about him not sleeping; but seriously, he’s not even eighteen yet, and he probably gets that many hours of sleep per week trying to deal with everything he has to. Let the guy rest! for! once!

If Donnie doesn’t have high-key anxiety, trying to fix or head off all these potentially deadly problems before they hurt his family, I will literally eat my fucking socks.

Most of the time, its only because of an invention he’s created, or a solution he’s made up on the fly, that he and his brothers survive to the next day. But then, half of those times, he doesn’t even get a thank you! Frequently, he’s ignored, pushed to the side, and has his rightful glory stolen by one of his brothers.

And yet, despite all that, he’s brilliant and creative and so damn hopeful. Donnie finds extra time around all his other responsibilities to create exciting and playful things, for himself and his brothers.

But because of the shit circumstances his family has, (and they do, they’re living in the sewers, and fighting a war with literal garbage as their weapons resource), he’s been forced to give up much of his light hearted inventing and sciencing, in favor of becoming a soldier and military geared engineer. All for his family, he creates incredible inventions from garbage; to defend them, heal them, and attack their enemies with.

Even before they started the war, Donnie probably didn’t get to really enjoy a carefree life.

He’s probably always been the guy who fixed everything, and everyone. The fridge broke? He’s got it. Water turning toxic? He can reroute a new source. Their stolen cable not working? Time to go monkey with the highly dangerous wires again. Someone got hurt during training? Someone is sick with an unidentified illness? He’s got his books, his computer, and what medicine he’s scrounged. He’s got you.

Best/worst part of all that? Its all self taught. He sure as hell didn’t learn how to build a fully operational vehicle-turned literal tank from his father, or learn how to treat their family’s unique physiology safely, and successfully, when they got sick or injured. That’s all him, purely and simply him.

Donnie is a genius, yes, but that is some other level shit right there. Learning and self-teaching himself years and years worth of college education, probably all from water-damaged text books that came from a garbage heap.

When the fuck did this kid get to be a kid, once his family figured out he could be the answer to everything?

Give Donnie credit, and a damn day off.

I need the 2012 fandom to talk about Donnie's contact in April's Shellphone (i forgot what they're called sue me)

this is how the situation would look if all the turtles met together (3d separate and 2d separate)

You called me a beast. Fine. Let me show you exactly what a beast like me can do to a body like yours.

Donnie is my favourite male ever thank you