Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!
*Polyphemus swings his club around*
Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*
Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*
Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.
*Scylla targets the torch holders*
Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.
*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*
Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.
I love how this borders between sensical and just stupid. I love this tho and don’t take it to heart (its the funny kind of stupid)
HOW THE HASHIRA'S WOULD PLAY ROBLOX
HOW THE HASHIRA WOULD PLAY ROBLOX
SANEMI
● Would rage when he dies in an obby
●Very good at bullying kids on Roblox (obanai is helping)
●Would love a peaceful game
He secretly likes hello kitty cafe
●Doesn't play often
MITSURI
She would get scammed in adopt me (obanai gave her a unicorn pet)
Never bullies kid on Roblox
She would play Tycoon or obbys like hello kitty tycoon or some easy cute hobby
Plays with everyone especially shinobu and iguro
●she tried to invite giyuu but obanai unfriended him from mitsuri's phone
IGURO
● Plays with mitsuri and sanemi only
● He was so harsh that he got banned from Roblox
● I feel like he wouldn't play games with jails (BC of his past)He is friends with the hashiras (mostly plays with mitsuri and sanemi)
(Plays like once 1 a month)
MUICHIRO
● Doesn't have any regrets he bully kids so much the kids regret it every time
● He can play horror game at 4:00 without getting scared
● He has as many pets in adpot me it thinks it is cute
Man declines every friendship request he gets,his only friends on Roblox are tanjiro,nezuko, and of course, the hashiras
●(Installed the game bc of tanjiro)
GIYUU
● he plays calm towers
● He often play's alone but sometimes tries to make friends (it becomes so awkward that they leave the server)
Is friends on Roblox the kamaboko squad and shinobu,Shinobu bullies him a lot in any game
SHINOBU
She barely play's
She bullies kid while smiling at the screen
Bought butterfly wings
Joins giyuu to see what he is doing and bullies him
Gyomei
He is blind.
TENGEN
MAN AS ONE OF THE UGLIEST RICHEST AVATARS
Plays with his wife's and rengoku
man, I feel he plays games that cost money
(didn't get much in tengen sorry)
He calls everyone avatar poor, and he gets roasted so bad he needs to leave the server
RENGOKU
Man plays pizza pizza place and food obbie
Poor people when he gets voice chat he screams into the mic
Man is avatar is a bacon it thinks its cute
Pretty friendly as many friends
Bro, he texts like he is still in the 1920s
Love YALL ALL THIS IS MY SECOND POST TAKE YOU IF YOU LIKED HAVE A AWESOME DAY
i blame my lack of decisiveness on this post. I’d say get a room but I’m scared if they do.
there is no angel and devil on my shoulder. There is a Dabi and a Hawks and they're too busy kissing to tell me what to do.
#epicthemusical
I would have been salty too
crazy how dabi is the product of his father's eugenic dream of creating a genetically ideal success while hawks is the product of a one-night stand between two people who never wanted each other, let alone a child like wow. ok. designer baby toya vs unplanned and unwanted aby keigo.
When you find this
specific thread
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
He's just like his dad
Wait does his staff-scythe work as his spine? Or do they technically count as separate entities? Or is this a centaur situation where we aren’t quite sure yet?
was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort
Smooth move ice boy
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This is now just a dead account I wont be posting things or doing anything here I do have another blog that im setting up tho so stay tuned
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