Mushy May Day 17: Funny T-shirts
Sunny likes to poke fun at Swiss with custom t-shirts, much to his chagrin.
Thank you to @forlorn-crows for putting Mushy May together, and @ghuleh-recs for making the dividers! <3
The note for this in my outline was "a la mercer and riegel" if that makes sense to anyone lol.
Swiss looks up from his breakfast, a bowl of granola and berries and yogurt, as Sunny bounds into the kitchen, her copper curls bouncing as she enters with a suspicious spring in her step. "Hiya, spark!" She greets him, settling into one of the chairs across from him. Rain and Aurora look up as well, wishing the other multi-ghoulette a good morning.
His eyes settle on the collar of her oversized button up, clearly one of Aether's. "Morning, ember," he says, trying to copy her enthusiasm and not quite making it. "You go clothes raiding again?" He takes another bite of his breakfast, watching her expectantly. Something's not quite right here, button ups not usually Sunny's style.
She shrugs, still grinning, snatching the carafe of orange juice and pouring herself a glass. As Sunny leans to reach, the collar of the button up droops, revealing the hem of a bright orange t-shirt. Nothing more than that, but it's enough for Swiss's spoon to clink against his bowl as he buries his face in his hands.
"Another one, Sunny?" he groans. "How many shirts. Please."
Rain and Aurora turn, eyes brightening in intrigued laughter as Sunny takes a drink, smugly settling back in her chair.
"Now, Swissy, I have no idea what you could be talking about," she says, batting her eyelashes at him.
It's her favorite way to poke fun at him. Awful candid photos of him, blown up and custom printed somewhere online, hidden under zip up hoodies and button ups that she takes off to reveal like the world's most embarrassing strip tease. There have been ones taken while he's sleeping, mouth open, snoring and drooling, and ones that were the unfortunate results of a mistimed blink while taking pictures with the pack. Fortunately, or unfortunately for Sunny, there are no kit pictures, no way to bring them after being summoned Up Top.
He hates the way it makes his face burn, but it makes the pack laugh, and makes Sunny's cheeks dimple with her grin in a way that makes Swiss feels crazy. So he endures it. (He'll never admit that he thinks it's funny too.)
"Noooooo," he groans, peeking through his fingers as Sunny stands, unbuttoning her top button.
"How many of those do you have, sunbeam?" Rain asks, staring smugly at Swiss's over the top distress. "Ten? Twenty?"
"This one makes fourteen," Sunny says, undoing another two buttons.
Swiss rubs his temples, pretending a headache's coming on. "Emberrrrrrrr," he drags out in a groan. "Come on, get it over with."
"As you wish." Sunny copies his signature grin, all of her teeth on display, hands moving down farther and farther, each button slipping through the button hole. Finally, Aether's shirt falls open, revealing a Ritual picture of him.
It's the lowest quality picture of him Swiss has ever seen, only thing distinct about his features are the bug like lenses and the bright white of his teeth against the black helmet. He had been grinning menacingly at that Ritual, but the grainy picture makes him look dorky. There's words across the top and bottom, all caps in Impact font, declares "Swiss Shirt Bottom Text"
"I made a shirt for you, sparky!" Sunny beams, watching Swiss groan. "You like it?"
Swiss growls, silverware clattering as he shoots to his feet, Rain and Aurora's laughter echoing around the kitchen. Sunny squeaks, eyes wide as she darts off, Swiss in close pursuit.
I was thinking about Ifrit earlier. He seems like the prideful type to never admit he's sick until he's on the verge of falling over.
What if he got that sick and middle Swiss was the one to find him, curled up in bed and miserable? He gets Ifrit comfortable and goes to get Omega to help.
Just an idea I've had floating around, you don't have to write anything, I just often get inspired by your work!
- đ
I know this took forever, hope it's ok! Just a small thing
Cw: sick Ifrit, body aches
Ifrit groans and adjusts his pillows again, punching them a few times for good measure before flopping bonelessly against the too warm pillows. He's miserable, he's never sick and now he is and he's miserable.
He can't breathe through his nose and his head feels stuffy and it hurts, his eyes are heavy but he can't sleep, and somehow every single part of his body has decided to hurt. Not to mention the rib rattling coughâŚ
He could text Aether or Omega to come just help him sleep but if he's sick he's sure the Sisters and the siblings are all worse off so the infirmary will be busy. He hopes Dew's ok, hopes that this wave of sickness will decide to be merciful and skip over him.
Ifrit would take every bug that entered the Abbey if it meant Dew never got sick again.
He wallows and tries to think about anything else, literally anything but his head hurts so bad that thinking is hard. He reaches for his phone, tired of suffering for no reason but he knocks it off the side table.
âReally? You can't just cooperate with me?â He whines and he knows he's being ridiculous but he's not used to this! He's hanging off the bed when the door opens.
âUhâŚFrit?â
He hears Swiss' small voice, the confusion and concern clear in his tone. Ifrit pulls himself back up slowly, trying not to focus on how much the room is spinning now.
âHey FurtunÄâŚwhat's up?â (Storm)
âYou ok? You don't look so good.â
He tries to force a smile. âI'm ok, just picked up a bug.â
Swiss cocks his head and moves into the room, stopping right next to the bed. He puts the back of his hand against his forehead and frowns.
âYou're cold like Dew gets.â
âI don't feel cold.â
âYeah I know, it's just how you fire ghouls are.â He shrugs. âDid you take medicine yet?â
Ifrit shakes his head, amused and impressed with how quick the little ghoul jumps into action. He watches him pull out his phone and type a message with his tongue poking out, focusing hard on his spelling.
âAether's gonna be here soon. I'll be right back!â
âSwiss you don't-â But he's already gone, running down the hall. Ifrit laughs despite the pain in his head and throat, grateful for the little multi ghoul.
It takes Aether a bit to get there and Ifrits head and body hurt worse by the time he does. He's quick to soothe the pain, chasing it away and leaving a gentle sleepy haze in its place.
âRest, I'll come back soon to check in.â He kisses Ifrits forehead and it says a lot about his current condition that he doesn't say something witty about it.
The fuzzy feeling slowly starts to fade as soon as Aether leaves but Ifritâs sure it'll last a while, at least until he checks in again.
It's quiet and he thinks he might be able to sleep if he really triesâŚbut the door opens again and Swiss backs in slowly. When he turns, Ifrit sees a tray in his hands stacked with snacks and drinks and tissues.
âI got you stuff to make you feel better, Mountain helped but then Dew sneezed so he panicked.â He rolls his gold eyes. âHe's not even sick, he just stuck his face in the fuzzy yarn basket and it tickled his nose!â
Ifrit laughs a little at that mental image. âThank you Swiss, you didn't have to do all this.â
He shrugs like it's nothing. âI wanted to, I like helping.â
Ifrit takes the tray from him when he's close, setting it on his lap and taking his hand.
âThank you, FurtunÄ, I really appreciate this.â
He ducks his head shyly and shrugs again. âSâok. I'll go so you can rest!â
âYou don't have to, I just don't want you getting sick.â
âIt's ok, I'll go make sure Mountain didn't have a heart attack over a sneeze. But I'll come back to take out dirty dishes and I have my phone!â
He bounces out of the room and Ifrit laughs again, Swissâ energy filling the room with an easy peace, something buzzing and happy. He looks around the tray, finding soup and crackers, one of the honey suckers they give the little ones for sore throats, a cup of tea and a glass of ginger ale. He also notes the handful of chocolate chips Swiss added.
It's thoughtful, touching and once again Ifrit is struck with just how grateful he is. He doesn't finish everything but the tea and the sucker help and before long his eyes are starting to shut.
He hears the door open quietly and Swiss tiptoeing across the room to grab the old dishes. He hears him set something down before he tugs the blankets up over Ifrits shoulder.
âFeel better, Frit.â He leaves just as quietly as he arrived.
Ifrit cracks his eyes open to find another steaming mug of tea and a few more suckers. He smiles and makes a plan to come up with something special to do just for the caring little ghoul.
He shuts his eyes again, it's going to be greatâŚ.but he needs to rest first.
just a lil something i tortured @divine-misfortune with last night after he shared this post with me and said "Now hear me out Zeph/aeth and or omega bc they wonât slow down fr a damn second "
and thus i started a doc lovingly called "zephyr/omega go to sleep ya old man"
1263 words of omega misusing quintessence in order to (lovingly i swear) force zephyr to get some rest. yes zephyr will be mad at him later. yes omega is being a lil bit of a bastard. yes i am indulging in my (our) hypnokink, just go with it.
âYouâre a stubborn old thing, you know that?â
Zephyr rolls their eyes before side-eyeing the quintessence ghoul, making a face. âCare to elaborate?â
âBeen spending a lot of time with those new ghoulettes. When was the last time you slept?â Omega puts a hand on the back of the leather armchair Zephyr is currently seated in, where they were, up until now, engrossed in a text about ancient languages.Â
They bite their tongue against the urge to correct him on Cirrus and Cumulusâ names. âI slept last night, thereâs no need for your concern.â
âOh, last night, hm? So that wasnât the organ I was hearing in the wee hours of the morning?â
âYou are as old as this building, Omega, surely youâre aware of the noises that aged pipes make when all else is silent.âÂ
He tuts. âFar too melodic for old plumbing, Zeph.â
Zephyr grumbles and makes to return back to their book without replying. Omega chuckles, and suddenly his hands are resting on their shoulders, thumbs heavy over the strained tendons on the back of their neck.Â
âWhy donât you let me help?â
The air ghoul grumbles again. Slots their small stack of notes along the bookâs binding as a makeshift bookmark and snaps the thing shut. They place it onto the table and stare at the fire in the hearth. Â
âAnd why should I let you?â they say to the fading embers.Â
Omega hums. âBecause you need your rest, you cranky ghoul.â
âI am plenty rested.â
âThese knots in your shoulders say otherwise.â
Zephyr closes their eyes and sighs like an exasperated teacher. âAnd you claim that I am the stubborn one?â
âCome on,â Omega goads them. Telltale magick crackling to life beneath his fingertips. âDoesnât have to be much.â
Before Zephyr can so much as think about scurrying away with their book, warm quintessence seeps into their bones, the tension held there unraveling from the inside out. Their eyelids flutter, shoulders slumping. Some undignified noise bubbles up from their throat, and they can barely catch their chin from hitting their chest as their head lolls forward.Â
âYou . . .â They try to protest, tongue too heavy in their mouth to form its usual elegant timbre. Their hands canât even grip the arms of the chair anymore, cementing them into place and thwarting any chance they had of escaping Omegaâs nagging.Â
Said quintessence ghoul shushes him, self-satisfied and certainly not even close to genuinely comforting. âThere you go. See? Knew you were tired.â
âHn . . .âm notââ
âYou are, look at that sleepy face.â Omega brushes a few strands of hair back behind their horns, their head leaning into his touch without their permission. Zephyrâs eyes are drooping, rolling with the effort of trying to keep them open. Maybe they are more tired than they thought, he didnât give them that much magick, did he?
Omega coos at them, running his thumb along the base of their horn. âJust close your eyes,â he whispers.Â
Zephyr just groans, something close to uh uh, but it doesnât sound very disagreeing. Theyâre falling asleep sitting up, and his warm hand against the side of their face does nothing but drag them closer to unconsciousness. Suddenly, they donât want to get away from him. Magick swirls all syrupy in their veins, and, really, itâs getting harder and harder to have any opinions on the situation.Â
Behind them, Omega shakes his head and loops around to the front of the chair, still cradling their head as he kneels between their parted legs. The hands at their sides, having slid off the arms of the chair, twitch towards him. Zephyr watches Omegaâs other hand as it comes to hold the other side of their face, eyes slow and delayed as they track its movement.Â
âYouâd do well to listen to me, you tired old hen,â Omega chides them. He wiggles their head a little, not unlike a chiropractor looking for sore spots. Ensuring theyâre close to limp and loose.Â
Zephyr just lets him. Has no choice, really. Theyâd call him a plethora of names laterâbastard, unwelcome imp, meddling hypnotist spawnâbut the thought of remembering to do so slides away like rain on glass.Â
He must sense the fleeting thought behind Zephyrâs glassy eyes, because he adjusts their head again, tightening his grip almost imperceptibly.Â
âNone of that; youâre being so good, arenât you? Iâm only helping, arenât I? Little bit of magick to get rid of all those pesky cobwebs between your ears. I know, youâre so tired underneath all those stubborn thoughts. Just takes a nice, kind ghoul like me to help you relax, doesnât it?â On and on he drones, the words going in one ear and out the other, washing away their own internal monologue and replacing it with his own. They are tired, and an afternoon nap isnât so terrible, they arenât really busy. And Omegaâs helping them.Â
Definitely not using his magick in some smug, actually selfish way, rendering the normally uptight ghoul completely powerless in less than a second. No, itâs completely selflessâa show of his care and concern for Zephyrâs wellbeing. Absolutely not a vehicle to win any kind of argument, not at all.Â
Their breathing is slowing now, neck nearly limp in Omegaâs hands. Sinking deeper into the fuzzy embrace of sleep.Â
âThatâs it,â he lilts. âYouâre gonna feel so much better, and I wonât even say âI told you so.â How does that sound?âÂ
Zephyr responds with a long exhale through parted lips, left thigh twitching randomly as the pleasant numbness settles in.Â
Omega smirks. âGood.â With one last push of quintessence, he tilts their head just so and watches as their eyes unfocus and fall shut, jaw dropping open with the softest noise as they drift asleep in his hands. The quiet snores follow just seconds later, Omegaâs hands the only thing keeping them upright.Â
He waits until heâs sure theyâre asleep, warming his back against the dying flames while Zephyr slumps in their chair. Only then does he pull back the tendrils of his magick, letting it seep down towards the floorboards as slow as molasses so as not to accidentally rouse them. Thankfully, the library is empty this time of day. Nothing to interrupt the air ghoulâs much needed sleep.Â
Theyâre lax and peaceful now, but Omegaâs sure heâll hear about it when they wake. He laughs to himself at the plethora of elegant insults that come to mind. For now, he takes satisfaction in the way Zephyrâs head lolls back against the chair with the gentlest press of his pointer finger, drool making its way out of the corner of their mouth already.Â
âCute,â the quintessence ghoul comments, smoothing out the wrinkles in his button-down. And then, as a wicked afterthought, he presses the pad of his finger to the middle of their forehead again, sneaking in a cheeky suggestion of a dream wrapped in plumes of balsam and petrichor. Snickering to himself when Zephyr whines quietly and their tail kinks up at the end. âEnjoy,â he whispers, making his exit.Â
Omega knows he wonât get any thanks for thatâa pity, really, considering it was quite a nice little fantasyânor will he get any thanks for helping (forcing) Zephyr to get some rest. At the very least, heâll get a very disgruntled and haughty air ghoul glaring at him for the remainder of the day.Â
Omegaâs fine with being berated for misuse of magick if it means the poor thing wonât be sleep deprived. Until then, he files away Zephyrâs reaction to it for later.
That's how I feel
Love me some murder ghouls
oh swiss and the ghoulettes definitely stalk the sisters of sin together thatâs become canon in my mind after you reblogged that hunterâs moon video
Now THERE'S a fun idea.
Creepy, evil murder ghouls under the cut!
They choose her together.
She's a young thing, willowy and pale. She never sees them, but she can feel their presence. The pressure of eyes on her, making her heart race and her palms sweat.
The song is the worst part. Lilting words in a language she doesn't have a grasp of yet, too new to have it memorized. It follows her, she swears it. In the halls, on the grounds, even in her room at night. She doesn't sleep anymore. Not since her window started to rattle in the dark.
Still, she never sees them.
Never sees them sitting in the rafters of the chapel, watching her kneel and pray. They, of course, take full advantage of her obliviousness.
Swiss uses his shadows to obscure them all, and to snake down the wall. Uses them to lock the heavy wooden doors to the ornate chamber they're haunting, her one route of escape. If she heard the bolt slide, she doesn't show it.
Cumulus and Cirrus send phantom breezes to rustle her habits, sourceless wind that makes her jolt. Makes her look around with wide, baggy eyes. It's been weeks since she slept through the night.
Sunshine pulls the light from the room then, the warmth pouring through massive stained glass windows fading away. Aurora adds her own icy chill, an uncomfortable stillness settling into the air. The sister shivers, hugs her chest and heads for the door.
Swiss's shadows track her, melting into her retreating silhouette to. He can taste her fear through them, can her her racing heartbeat. Can feel her breath stutter when she pulls the door and finds it immovable.
"No," they hear her whisper, rattling the heavy iron handle, "no, no no -" She pounds the door with a closed fist, shouts for help. A fruitless effort, the ghouls know. No one will answer. No one ever does.
She tires quickly, so exhausted from weeks of torment. Of invisible eyes and shivery voices. Of little gifts left on her pillow at night - rat bones, a dead rose, photos of her in the library and the kitchens. Of the constant feeling of being watched and having no one understand. Having no one believe.
Once she sags against the door, once she looses one last whispered plea, the ghouls grin at one another in the dark.
One by one, they begin to sing.
Aurora is the one to start them off, her voice high and piercing. The first notes have their prey's shoulders going stiff. She spins in place, whipping her head around for the source of that unholy melody. Sunshine sings next, and the sister claps her hands over her ears.
"No," she says again, and oh does she sound fragile. "Please, please no -"
It's Cumulus's turn then, her rich words filling the gaps between Aurora and Sunshine. The sister slides down the door with a sob, shaking her head and tucking her knees to her chest. Rocking in place while she begs for the aural torment to stop.
If only she could be so lucky.
Cirrus rests a hand on Swiss's back, uses her power to amplify his voice, the sister flinches like she's been hit. It forces her eyes open, and just as their demonic chorus reaches its crescendo Swiss finally drops his shadowy veil. Reveals himself and his fellow hunters to their poor, vulnerable little lamb.
They descend together, floating down on an unearthly breeze, and as they reveal shining fangs and razor-sharp claws the sister can't even find it in herself to scream.
She's no more than a red stain and cracked bones once they've had their fill, bones that will be gifted to Mountain for use as fertilizer. No point in letting their leftovers go to waste.
"She was sweet," Cumulus coos, licking a stray streak of blood from her finger. "Too skinny though, I'm gonna have her in my teeth for days." She sucks at her fangs and Swiss huffs out a chuckle.
"I dunno, I kinda like the chew," he lilts, running lazy fingers through Aurora's platinum waves. Cumulus snorts.
"You're hardly a food critic," she teases. "I've seen the things you put in that mouth." Swiss responds with a lewd gesture, licking at the air through a vee of his fingers, and all it does is serve to prove the ghoulette's point.
Cumulus hums to herself as she collects the bones they've left, Swiss shifting his attention to where Sunshine and Cirrus are busy grooming each other. After a moment the little ghoulette in his lap chirps, and Swiss peers over her shoulder. He finds her turning a small bone form the sister's hand between two elegant fingers. He noses behind her ear, inhaling the scent of wintry air and fruity shampoo.
"You wanna pick the next one, Ro?"
The others glance over when he says it, Aurora herself tipping her head back to look up at the ghoul. He gives her tiny waist a squeeze, and the ghoulette smiles.
"Yeah," she trills, leaning up to nip at Swiss's throat. "I think I do."
"Aww, our baby girl is growing up so fast!" Sunshine feigns wiping a tear from her cheek. "All ready to hunt, I'm so proud!" Her words are so very playful, and with a giggle she dodges the bone Aurora chucks at her head.
Tomorrow, their game will begin anew.
Ghoul Kits:
Calida (Dewdrop/Step-Dad Aether): (CW) Basic Stuff. , More Step-Dad! , Over the Phone. , (CW) On DVD. , (CW) Daughter? , Gender Reveal. , Sister Imperator , Learning About Her Real Father. , On a Plane.
Starshine (Dewdrop/Aether): Another Baby.
Ember, Orion, Lily (Rain/Everyone): First Day of School. , General Pregnancy Talk.
Comet (Aether/Phantom): Finding Out. , On Tour. , First Steps.
Venus (Terzo/Omega): In a Perfect World.
Age Reg: Phantom - Baby's Day Out.
Kit Dewdrop: Little Fishy Writing.
Ghoul Kit Upbringing.
Sister & Mist.
This is totally me
Be proud of the dumb, little thing you wrote, just because you wanted to write a dumb, little thing. Your writing doesn't need to be serious and award-winning for you to be proud of it.
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
have some copia face studies!!
I have Ghost tickets for Kansas City, so yeah, I'm actually quite happy.
"Are you happy?"
"Fuck. I actually think I am."