Cosmictabulator - Extrusive Thoughts

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

if we’re mutuals feel free to

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

Reblog this to make a fox girl's tail bigger :3

Finally some good fucking news

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies