ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS FUCKING BACK!!!

cant be the only gay bitch sitting legs kicking watching ads waiting for usher while yelling about the 49ers cuz i just don’t like the chiefs on this lovely sunday evening

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

Northern Lights (1/2?)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NORTHERN AMERICA IS 🔛🔝 RN W THE ECLIPSE AND NOW THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH

you know it’s a good birthday when your fav technically rarepair tags and fanfics update but it’s both of them and not just one and it’s GOOD QUALITY SHIT TOO!!!

today was the best birthday 😎👍🎂🥳

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

I love you bestie 🤭🤗

^give this hoe the prettiest pony you can find

@magma-frog0 bbg i love you too!!!

It may be past that time of the year, but the confused-hate relationship I have with grichony lives yearlong.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

gobble gobble, bitches. happy late fucksgiving! hope yall told your loved ones how many fucks you give them, and know that yall have all the fucks in my heart