You've Been Isekai'd Into A Fictional Setting. Spin This Wheel To Find Out Which One.

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.

Thinking about how one night, now that they’re actually in the same space as one another; Loona off to a party, Blitz will turn on the tv and play some smooth jazz.

He’ll do a little shimmy over to Stolas, cracking a smile as he holds his hands out, asking Stolas to dance with him.

Because Blitz saw at Verosika’s party how delighted and surprised Stolas was that someone had actually asked him to dance and Blitz never got that opportunity. (A very small (large) part of him also wants to show up that ‘bird stealing cock bag’ but that’s neither here nor there.)

Blitz will grab Stolas’s hands so gently, pulling him up out of the kitchen chair, smiling wider at the slight blush on Stolas’s cheeks as he pulls him in front of the couch.

At first, mainly because of their height differences, it’s a bit awkward, figuring out where hands go, but eventually Blitz places his hands on Stolas’s hips and just sways them back and forth, maybe adding a little twirl when he feels bold enough. Stolas runs his hands over Blitz’s horns.

They loose track of time, not even really moving to the beat of the songs anymore, just basking in the fact that they can finally touch one another, finally have a moment of peace to just exist together. To just be them. Just Stolas and Blitz.

they are really fuckin these snails up

Apparently my favorite genre is “deeply dysfunctional, unintentional found family of a group of coworkers (all of whom have attempted to kill at least one of the others at some point), facing off against increasingly horrific forces (their employers), that exist on a scale they don’t even begin to understand until they’re already in over their heads.

not to hype up my malevolent playlist again but it is consistently so funny to me that I have this shit organized like the navy in painstaking order with attention put to every single song choice and placement with very intentional vibes per season from the chaotic rough minor key of s1 to the horror soundtracks and liminality of s2 to the grief and betrayal and hurt of s3 to the meandering and rediscovering and new faces of s4 to the lost but finally synced up and driven s5. and also bonetrousel is in there for yorick fwsjahdjahfj

and also i refuse to change the name because i think its funny

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