Im Bringing Scary Stories And Edibles!!! (And Normal Fruitsnacks For My Loves That Don't Ingest Thc)

The fact that they had sex several times, but this still felt like their first kiss 😭😭😭

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

This is the most romantic shit I have ever seen I’m gonna throw up

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Jane Prentiss single-handedly cured my Trypophobia… no one is doing it like her…

Drawing Arthur Lester in armour is always a choice