I’m Looking For A Good Carpet Washer For Cat Urine. I Do My Best But The Princess Spent Most Of Her

its really bizarre how after a couple decades of mostly uncensored internet access and raunchy premium cable made it so nobody gives a shit about swearing, we're now re-entering an era of quaint self-censorship in the name of platform marketability rather than politeness. im sure nobody actually cares. im sure none of the advertising dicks, or boardmembers, or anybody really cares that much personally. they just think it will scare people off somehow. so now grown adults are saying "h-e-double-hockey-sticks" ass bullshit on the same social media websites where they try to get their meat slonked and find a dealer.

we don’t have to fight anymore

do they do that?

is that normal?

a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.

in memoriam

This literally feels like a Black Mirror episode

I want weird math textbooks. Group theory textbooks in the style of a comic book. Real analysis textbooks written as a long dialogue between forest animals. Elaborate romantic fan fictions about the relationships between Lie groups and their corresponding Lie algebras.

Forgiveness

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

Tfw you realize the bourgeoisie are not human.