Yeah, I Was Struggling With The Whole Vineyard Vs Orchard Thing Before I Posted This, But Then I Decided

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Posted this everywhere else so i’ll post it here too: Game Changer episode where everyone’s a puppet

Yeah, the “snack player” is cool and all, but what about the “DM wedding officiant player”?

Enhance.

Enhance.

Analyze.

Bold?!

more nsbu doodles

FACT: People make resin die.

FACT: Some craftsmen, NOT ALL OF THEM, some craftsmen are just people in their basement putting resin into moulds and selling those babies online with the care and precision of a whiskey licked blacksmith in the wild west.

FACT: It's not unlikely for a lot of those dice to be incorrectly filled, uneven or Weighted.

FACT: If I was to buy a whole bunch of these die with many of them being weighted, some of them would be weighted to low numbers and some to high.

FACT: It is reasonable and likely for me to gravitate towards the die that give me High Numbers and go "oh these are my special dice" "oh this one is blessed by the goddess" and to remove low rolling dice from my line up.

FACT: This is not a phenomenon that occurs as often with metal die.

FACT: If I was a player who staunchly defended my metal dice while everyone else at the table used resin or fanmade dice, if I was a player who stood by my dice through thick or thin, refusing to switch dice out from my roster, if I was a player who had Publicly claimed my loyalty to metal dice on many occasions, I would statistically roll worse.

FACT: Brian Murphy does not have just as good a chance as rolling as any of you.

bishop takes queen

You heard it here folks, we need every single piece of non-18+ art to be nightshaded as foot fetish art, and every 18+ art to be nightshaded as bored ape NFTs. Oh, they’re trying to create cool concept art for their world, but don’t want to pay an artist? Foot licking. They want to take advantage of the infinite novelty of generative neural networks to titillate themselves? Bored ape. They were the ones who screamed themselves blue in the face claiming those things weren’t dogshit ugly.

If we ever get another D&D movie and have some actual play peeps cameo in it, I would want Brennan, Aabria, and Matt cast as “trio/quartet (if we could get Jasmine too) of arguing wizards”, and anyone who’s seen the Game Masters of Exandria Roundtable immediately understands what I mean.

Brennan would probably be interrogating some nonsensical illogic surrounding the behavior of a person and/or organization, which, on a Doylist level would be him examining the worldbuilding.

Aabria would be starting BEEF.

Matt would be exasperatedly trying to mediate and deescalate.