SCUM VILLAIN IS RIPPING MY BRAIN INTO TINY RIBBONS AAAGAGSHSGHH

Tang bo return au inspired by ge's and azu1as Tangchung arranged marriage au

Something Something happens and chung myung ends up needing to be (faked) married for a short awhile so the tang family offers the hand of a distant tang cousin who's been making waves in the cultivation world and getting stronger during the last 3 years (*note that this is after cm is 21 ) who seems to REALLY hate the demonic cult and the great sects who won't meet each other until the wedding day

Now on the outsider pov we have people up and down making sure everything is doing good on said wedding night , and it is ..... except for the fact that said wedding grooms seem to be late for THEIR OWN WEDDING

Thankfully the mount hua disciplines see their youngest coming, not so Thankfully he's coming covered in blood dragging a (dead or unconscious ? ) demonic cult member and all of you are worrying about the poor groom who doesn't deserve to be tied down to this heart attack inducing menace ,except the groom ALSO Shows up covered in blood dragging a (also dead or unconscious ?! ) body without a care in the world, then all of you see your youngest FREEZE at the site of him as if he saw the dead coming back to life he did

And the tang groom freezes too and whispers in awe and confusion " taoist hyung-nime!? "

The crazy bastards proceed to drop the bodies and launch at each other with desperation

And all of you are hit with a horrible gut feeling that this isn't going to be a "fake" wedding after all .

Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic

No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes

bonus tiny sangcheng warmups that i did beforehand

(danmei) shipuary day 8 - cumplane!

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

No one expected that a man who specializes in throwing knives at his opponents will be also an excellent close ranged fighter too. Victims of the illusion of safety, thinking he'll be helpless one they get past the flying knives only to find out that the snake does, in fact, bite.

The man can throw a punch as good as he throw those knives.

I've made posts about the CQM finding out/thinking Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua are in a romantic relationship, but how would they react if they announced themselves as sworn brothers

Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan would be baffled, what did Shang Qinghua have that made him more capable than them? He's a coward that would faint at the slightest bit of hostility, how could Shen Qingqiu expect him to have his back in battle

Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu is like 'sure we can be brothers, you already fucking annoy me so we might as well make it official'

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