i love making fun of ppl who are like “ppl are tiktokfiying ihnmaims!!!” like WAHHH BITCH!!! BOOHOO!!!
Flint and Affection (pre-treasure planet days)
First things first, this man is a cuddle FREAK
Bad day? Cuddles. Good day? Cuddles. Tired? Cuddles. Want to get up? Cuddles. Happy? Cuddles. Sad? Cuddles. Angry? Cuddles with extra blankets.
He has a habit of taking over the bed and he has no shame for it, just hope he holds on to you and doesnt kick you off
He snores. Like a rocket. Beware
If he sees something remotely shiny, guess what, its in his pockets now, its a gift take it
He’s like a cat and will bring you presents, whether its the most expensive necklace in the galaxy or some bobbly head cheap souvenir he pocketed because he liked it
He’s a bit of a klepto, and you will have to constantly empty his pockets
Most of the time it isnt even interesting stuff or worth anything
Your lotion, a hair brush, a ruler, maybe an old watch, some man’s smoking pipe, and he will not even remember taking it
And BOY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A SINGING VOICE
He can and WILL serenade you with hand written songs and poems that are usually cheesy or absolute shit but he’s so excited and its cute
Will pick you up, get used to it
He has a really bad habit of overworking himself, as this is before he became really really treasure hungry
Please feed him and force him to bed, cuddles are good bribing tools
He loves his hair being touched and braided, Volcriens take great pride in their hair and have very elaborate ways of styling them, and he will get really soft if you mess with his hair
Will flex his muscles and tell you all the stories of his scars to impress you, only for Billy to tell you the real story and it ends up in a ten minute wrestling match because Flint is embarrassed
OK- UM- YEAH SO @lootsofathousandsworld THEY'RE CUTE SO- A little sketch dump for ya
Close look:
Guys its almost 2 am but im simping over a giant gator wtf is my life now🤠
Quality come back please im too tired----
✨Meet the new designs of the klowns of outer space✨
The champion biker face stuffer - Shorty
The brains of the klown gang - Rudy
Jumbo - with an ace up his sleeve
Almost able to think - Bibbo
The long merrymaker - Slim
And - Spikey, with the trouble in his head and the crazy hair
I'm an artist who has two styles. 1: Detailed with shadows. And 2: Simplified cartoonish (inspired by Don Bluth). I designed these designs specifically for future comics and art to make it easier to draw)))
Oh, you'd know how much I love KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE ^///^
Cartoon Crush- Nathaniel Flint
am's interaction with a chronically ill, sick and disabled favorite human of his? one so plagued with their own natural suffering that his barely fazes them.
AM with a disabled/chronically ill favorite human.
// cw hospital mention, AM being AM //
Ah, I have been waiting for this kind of ask for a while.
AM despises humans with all of his hollow soul. He wishes he could move freely, dance without pain, love without consequences.
And he finds you. You, the sick, the fallen, the blind and the ill, are different from the others; AM can't even comprehend how a human, who is supposed to be capable of anything, is in so much pain of its own. AM understands, and he grows fond of you.
The supercomputer begans to care about you. He no longers inflicts pain on you, preferring to isolate you from the others and force you to talk about... you.
AM is a strange being. He doesn't force you into these interrogations just "because", he wants to learn about you, he wants to help you. Either way it hurts you, its not easy to talk about your disabilities/illnes with your tormentor, who knows what kind of unspeakable horrors he will apply to you with said information.
Yet, when you finally open up and talk about it, he becomes very caring to you and only you. AM brings you meds to aid your pain, he lets you have decent mobility aids, he even constructed a special, secret room for when your body just can't go any longer; its like a mini hospital where you can rest.
AM knows that you are not the biggest fan of hospitals, but thats just part of his "love". At the end, he wants you to know that he sees you as an equal regarding pain. AM understands how infuriating it is to only wish to do things others can do so easily.
He couldn't visualize himself in love. How can someone love him with his horrid scars, old eyes & ears, broken legs and curved back. But you, oh you adored every bit, every line of his skin. Because you and him shared the pain no one else could knew in the end of the world.
For a moment, AM was loved, and so were you.
You ever just see a character and immediately get attached to them and be like, "god, you're so fxcking perfect" while staring at them lovingly?
Me when Ultron, fr tho-
He's so goddamn hot, it's honestly a crime, no wonder he was the villain; lowkey wanna climb this mfer like a tree
And I'm over here completely obsessing over him like my life depends on it, AND THE FACT THAT HE'S 8FT TALL DOESN'T HELP, LIKE- my 5'3" ass could never; AND HIS VOICE, TOO, HELLOOO???!??
I need him to step on me, I'm desperate
Fan Lorcana card design I made for Nathaniel Flint
Used this John Silver card as a template
Let's get mushy and fluffy - Killer Klowns 'love at first sight' headcanons. LET THE MUSHY ROMANCE FLOW~
answering these both in one post bc it’s the same prompt :3 shjsjsjs
Fatso didn’t instantly understand the tight, yet euphoric feeling that tugged at his heart when he first saw you. he just knew that he certainly didn’t want to eat you, instead he just wanted to have you to himself. So naturally they take you with them! and you get to live the klown lifestyle, all with your new, loving mate.
I personally believe that jumbo has vaguely studied human culture in preparation for their invasion, so when he gets that mushy feeling in his tummy.. he knows right away. And admittedly he’s a bit more romantic about it than one would think, he’ll ring your doorbell with some flowers in one hand and a balloonification gun in the other- okay yeah he totally kidnaps you, but at least he tries to be sweet about it!
Rudy is EXTREMELY conflicted about this, this messes with the entire point of their mission! but you’re also.. really cute, and soft, and wow.. okay yeah, he really has it bad for you. He follows every klown mating ritual in the book until you accept his advances, and once you do? you’re stuck with him forever! and he reminds you every faux just how much he adores you.
Slim honestly? couldn’t be happier, he’s always wanted a cute little mate! And now that he has one, he practically carries you around like a teddy bear- showing you off to his fellow klowns.
Spikey just becomes obsessive at the start, he practically hunts you down every time he sees you just to get some kisses, oh and he does in fact get a collar for you that has a tracking chip in it- not to disrespect you! just to make sure no one tries to take his babe.
Shorty is similar to rudy, and feels a tad conflicted about this- I mean again, it does really mess with their mission.. but oh gosh he really really does like you! He convinces the other klowns to let him kidnap keep you, and he absolutely spoils you! you’re his mate now after all!
chubby is just incredibly devoted to you from the start, as all klowns are with their mates! however his devotion goes to the next level, he’s practically hanging onto every word you say, and obediently following any command you may have for him- like a big puppy dog. <3
How about a flint x reader where reader gets hurt in front the captain for the first time? In this stage they are not together yet but flit already has feelings for reader
Let me see what I got! :D
When he saw you got wounded he would be in shock to see anyone dared to harm you.
First he’ll do is kill a person who hurt you.
And does it in front of everyone to make sure everyone see this as a lesson of trying to hurt you.
With his rage you see you feel frighten he’ll takes his anger out on you as well for not defending yourself.
After that he took you in his cabin and has his surgeon help you heal.
But he saw you trembling unsure if you were traumatized on the event or your scared to die soon.
Right when you two are finally alone you were unexpected to have him reassure you in his strange ways.
He did his best to make you feel safe and comfortable.
As you were healing he forbids you to leave his cabin so you’re mostly in his bed all day.