Eddie: Ew A Parasite

ASOUE: This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day. 

Me: Haha ASOUE: *wrecks my evening, my whole life, and my day*

Me: 

Spoiler alert

Ok so I just finished watching dr.strange and some pretty cool stuff happened. I found out that his necklace, the eye of agamotto, is the time stone. That means that there's only one more infinity stone left to find in all the marvel movies, the soul stone. I also believe in the alphabet theory, where the names of the infinity stones spell the name thanos (T=tesseract, H=hela(?), A=aether, N=necklace, O=orb, and S=scepter) I know it's not accurate, but it makes sense to me.

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

Tony and Peter’s last scene together in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

I’m sorry.

Y’all my dad just tried to show me an article by a news company called the gateway pundit. Don’t read it bc it’s a far-right, conservative website that is known to be untrustworthy and biased. So the article stated that the amazon forest fires happening right now aren’t nearly as bad as they have been in the past 15 years. I was just speechless. There was no evidence to back up the story, not accurate evidence anyway. There were already hundreds of news articles explaining that the fires are actually worse, with an 83% increase if fires this year. All of them provided factual data taken from satellites and scans. It’s just so annoying when people try to prove you wrong, when you have a ton of trustworthy evidence, and all they have is a singular reference that is known for writing falsehoods and untrustworthy articles.

When everything stays

Peter: *stealing food from the compound’s kitchen at night*

Peter: sneaky man, sneaky man. sneaks right past the irondad. get some bread, put on some ham. top it off with extra bread. look out,,,, there goes a sneaky man

Tony, watching this whole thing go down: *calling eleven therapists* peter what the fuck even are you doing. it’s 3pm and you have sunglasses on are you OKAY

For all y’all who want their lives changed here ya go

True story:

So one time my friends and I were driving, and we saw this really hot guy right? Well all of a sudden my friend decided to wolf whistle the guy, and we all started to freak out because we're very awkward people. But as it turns out, the guy somehow found my friends snapchat and now they're dating. What are the odds?