Saving This For Future Use Lol

Words by a true poet

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

Spoiler alert

Ok so I just finished watching dr.strange and some pretty cool stuff happened. I found out that his necklace, the eye of agamotto, is the time stone. That means that there's only one more infinity stone left to find in all the marvel movies, the soul stone. I also believe in the alphabet theory, where the names of the infinity stones spell the name thanos (T=tesseract, H=hela(?), A=aether, N=necklace, O=orb, and S=scepter) I know it's not accurate, but it makes sense to me.

When you start to watch the trailer but then it shows you Tony is lost in space

Me

He’s helping

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

Why are customers stupid as fuck