Rainbow Dash in her Wonderbolt custom as an equestria girls stunt pilot (plane is a blue angels one).
DONALD: Don’t worry I have a few knives up my sleeves.
DELLA: Don’t you mean cards?
DONALD: No I don’t.——————————————————————————————————
POLICE OFFICER: You have the right to remain silent.
DELLA: I chose to wave the right- screams-——————————————————————————————————
DONALD: I prevented a murder today.
DELLA: really? How?
DONALD: Self control.——————————————————————————————————
DELLA: How pretty can you get?
DONALD: I once edited a Wikipedia article to when a argument I was wrong about.
Step father and step son
Ashoka : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Obi Wan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Anakin : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Ashoka : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Ashoka: Anakin, I am questioning your sanity… Obi Wan: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
Ashoka: What time is it? Anakin: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out Anakin: * Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Obi Wan: WHO THE Kriff IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Anakin: It's 2 am
Ashoka: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Anakin: They do. Obi Wan: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
Rex, to Echo : My life is in the hands of an idiot! Echo , motioning to themself and Fives : No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Hi you can call me Ash and I use She/ Her. I am AroAce , autistic, and have an anxiety disorder. I love Star Wars, Lion guard and adjacent, MLP and Equstria Girls, MHA, Marvle, Ninjago, Hermitcraft and Life series, and TOH
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